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Quotes by greyskies

My dad just told me I'm getting fat.

          Tarzan: Okay...
          Tarzan: "How do you do. My name is Tarzan, and I believe you are known as Jane."
          Tarzan: "Allow me to introduce myself. I am Tarzan, Lord of the Jungle... And you?"
          Tarzan: "You must be Jane. I am Tarzan. It's a pleasure to meet you."
          Tarzan: There she is!
          Tarzan: ...
          Tarzan: ME TARZAN YOU JANE!
          Tarzan: Dammit.

Look at what happened when Green Day woke up. The entire US government shut down.

Go back to sleep, Green Day.
I'm not anti-social.
I'm just very selective about the people I associate with.
"What if people who have anxiety
are just accustomed
to the way the world works
because this is the first incarnation
of their soul
on the earth?

And confident people
are at ease with the world because
they have already been incarnated
multiple times
and, in a sense,
already know how the
world works?"
My best friend and my crush of almost four years are having friends with benefits s e x.
Its time to wake up, Greenday...

               Me: Sometimes I wish I could be you...
               Friend: Awww why? You're amazing!
               Me: So I could be friends with me.
               Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask t be your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that girl/guy out.
Happy 15th Birthday Google!