grownsimba

Status: Ever just the same. Ever a surprise.
Joined: October 3, 2010
Last Seen: 4 months
user id: 127430
Gender: F

Quotes by grownsimba

"I am a rich pie strong with knowledge.
I will not be eaten."

WHO HAS IG/TWITTER SPAM/FANDOM ACCOUNTS? 
DROP YOUR NAME(S) BELOW  
I'LL BE "WITTY_GROWNSIMBA"
 

 

////You know, you meet one jackass,
//////////it happens.
///////////You meet two,
////////you could be having a bad day.
//////You meet three,
/////////you better check yourself.


 

 

////Quote
//////////#billion
///////////was made by
////////YOU
//////today and will be filed under
/////////a category


 

*simple_simba*

xrepostx
A man was praying and asked, "God, how long is a million years to you?"
God replied, "Oh, about a second."
Then the man asked, "God, how much is a million dollars to you?"
God replied, "About a penny."
So the man then asked, "Well God, may I have a penny?"
And God said, "Sure, just a second." 

xrepostx
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Georgie Porgie Pudding Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too ‘cause he was gay. xrepostx
Need a friend? Text me.

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If I'm not anything...            I'm trying.

          LISTEN
Linda. Linda! Linda, honey!! LISTEN!!
 

Hey, Idiot....
Try throwing darts in the air and see what happens. 

 

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