guayzzyo

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Joined: October 6, 2011
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oheeey; i'm mikaylaa.
that is all. 

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Friend: Hey, did you get a haircut?
Me: No, no. I just dyed the tips invisible..

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I used to eat all natural foods.
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Until I learned that most people die from natural causes.

 
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D e a r   e l b o w , 

one of these days....

S i n c e r e l y ,
Tongue.


 
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I protect  my six pack,
with a layer of fat.
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Boy: My girlfriend told me to walk a mile in her shoes. So I've been walking around in high heels  for  the  past  hour.

Girl: .....
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When  you  take  the  vowels out  of  female;
you get, fml.

 
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that awkward moment,  
  
When you're scrolling through the top quotes and you see one with a typo.
 

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It's not that I hate you,
just, if you were on fire,
let's just say i'd roast marshmallows.

 
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Girl: What are you doing?

Boy: Playing cod.
Girl: Oh... Want me to let you go?

Boy: No! I like talking to you.<3

if this happens to you, marry that guy.

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You only live once,
but if you do it right,
once is enough.
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