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guitargirl13
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Lol the new witty is confusing....
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I'm bored.
Entertain me.
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Comment something funny.
I'm bored and might just pull my hair out because of it.
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Sometimes in the shower, I put my hand on the water so it drips down my fingers and it looks like I have magical water powers.
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One particle of unobtainium has a nuclear reaction with the flux capacitor - carry the '2' - changing its atomic isotoner into a radioactive spider.
F*CK YOU SCIENCE.
21 Jump Street
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Lets take the time and thank Steve for the random format button.
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Does anyone else remember
AlNicholas?
CookieDoughFormats
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Me:
Relaxing
Bird:
Slams into my window
Me:
God is playing angry birds, therefore God thinks I'm a pig.
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'Rawr' does NOT mean I love you in dinosaur. Have you ever seen Jurassic Park? It means I am going to fuxing eat your face off.
Credit: Jahyvie
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Cute Boy:
Hey(;
Me:
Friends:
Family:
School:
Dogs:
Cat:
Fish:
World:
Mars:
Aliens:
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I hate it when your foot falls asleep.
Screw them tiny invisible needles.
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