Girl : It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone,an hour to like someone,and a day to love someone ,but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
Friend:... once my mom forgot me in the parking lot .
I just wanted to let you know i love this quote with all my heart i know its old but that doesnt matter because thats my crushes name so with my ipod i took a screensjot of that i just wanna say thanks :) <3 keep wittying
Friend:... once my mom forgot me in the parking lot .
PS:sorry if its not funny enough . :D.
"who's there?"
"Dwanye."
"Dwanye who?"
"Dwanye the bathtub I'm drowning"
I don't know why I think that one is so funny but it keeps me laughing for hours
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i haven't even been legitimately asked out
(i did once, but it was like, as a joke)