haileywhaley

30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS: This was written by a guy who has had years of experience. 


1. Whatever you do, dont just show up at her house. They run around in their underwear just like we do. 

2. Dont cheat on them. It may seem fullproof, but girls tell eachother everything... Trust me, they will find out& youll be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relative& all guy friends. Any of them will kick your butt at the drop of a hat& most wont even wait for the hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them theyre beautiful.

5. Dont refuse of kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh, that means its jealous.

6. If they slap you, you deserved it. 

7. Dont be afraid to touch them if you want. If theyre going out with out in the first place, its because they like being in your arms.

8. If you dont sleep with them, dont tell you friends you did... If you do sleep woth her, tell your friends you didnt.

9. You can be dirty minded, in private. Really. Most of them arent offended by it..

10. Not all of them eat like birds, most of them eat like whales.

11. Most of them dont mind paying half of everything but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize, that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it& your friends will know youre a jerk... Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

12. Every girls should get three things from her boyfriend: a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring... Even if its not a serious relationship.

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can, if youre droppping her off,, walk to her door. If you arent droping her off, call& make sure shes home safe.

14. If a guy is bothering her, its your right to beat the crap out of him. 

15. If your talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer. 

16. Never, ever slap her. Even if its in a joking way. Even if she swats at you first& says "youre so dumb" or somethings, never make gestures back.

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesnt care if you enjoy it or not, it matters that you went.

18. Youre dead meat if you cant get along with her pets, parents,& best friend. So be prince charming to her friends, Mr. polite to their parents,& nice to her animals.

19. Dont flirt with her mom, thats just creepy.

20. Dont be freaked out by PMS. It isnt gross& it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.

21. If you dont like the way they drive, you do it. 

22. If youre officially dating and youre intruducing her to your friends, introduce her as your girlfriend..

23. Dont stress where you go on every date. They really dont care, they just like being with you.

24. If they complain about something being hurt, rub it without being asked.

25. Girls are fragile, even if your play fighting/wrestling.. Be very gentle.

26. Memorize their birthday, you forget her birthday... Your basically screwed for life.

27. Dont marinade in the cologne, but smell good.

28. Dont give her something stupid for her birthday, or chrsitmas, or valentines day. It doesnt have to be something expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewlerys always nice.

29. If you dont think that the relationship is going to last, dont wait to find out. itll only hurt you more. Tell her.

30. After youve been dating for a while, realize that they realy have started to trust you. When youve got a girlfriend that trusts you, youve got a lot more responcibility, privilage& control than you think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power& it could be lost in a nanosecond.

The Basics:
Name: Hailey 
Height: 5'0
Hair color: blondee
eye color: greenish, blueish.. they changee

Love Life:
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: yep
Do you like someone?: obviouslyyyy
Does anyone like you?: i would hope so
Hugged anyone in the past week?: yaaaa

Friendships
Who is your best friend?: Lindsay,
Where did you meet them? shes my cousin,,, and softball
Did you lose any friends this year?: definitlyy
Gain any?: indeed
Meet a special friend? cant say i have
Did you hang out with any friends in the past week? yessir

New Years Eve
Did you do anything at midnight? mhhm,
Who did you spend it with? family and friends. 
any resolutions? respect my mother more Valentines Day
Did you have a Valentine? nope
Did you send out any cards/chocolates/etc?: Nope
Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend on this day?: noope

Summer
Did you go on vacation?: yeah
Did you hang out on the beach with friends?:i did
How long was your summer break?: like 4 months
Did you get a tan?: i did
Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend during the summer?: no

Halloween
Did you go trick or treating?: yeah
If so, who did you go with?: lindsay
Did you dress up?: mhhm
Was it fun?: yep Christmas
Who did you spend it with?: family
Did Santa come to your house?: he sure did
Did you stay up until midnight on Christmas Eve? yes i did

Your Birthday
Who did you spend it with?: family& a couple friends
What did you do?: uhm, i went to a graduation party....
What did you get?: money

Have You Ever: (Yes or No)
Hugged someone: yep
Electricuted yourself: uhm, yes! on an electric fence
Climbed more than 60 feet: i think so
Made a Youtube video: yes
Lied to a loved one: yep
Had a pet: mhhm
Ran a marathon: hell nawh
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend: yup 5 Do’s
1. Do you play any instruments?: no
2. Do you play any sports?: volleyball, softball
3. Do you believe in 2012?  its 2013
4. Do you like animals? YEES
5. Do you honestly like Obama? it is what it is
6. Romney? it is what it is

4 If’s
1. If you get $1 Million for breaking up with your boyfriend/girlfriend, would you? uhmm, thats hard, i dont think so
2. If you were to get $50,000 for killing a rat, would you?: yes
3. If you were to choose between your best friend and your brother/sister, who would you choose? i would choose my brother.
4. If you were to choose between coke/pepsi or sprite/7up, which would you choose? coke

3 How’s 1. How old do you want to be when you get married?: 20s
2. How many siblings do you have?: one brother
3. How did your last Christmas go? wonderful 2 When’s
1. When is your birthday?: june
2. When was your last relationship? i dont remember, im in one right now

1 What
1. What would you say if the guy/girl you like right now kissed you? haha, i dont know.. nothing haha

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