A white man said, “Colored
people are not allowed here.”
The black man turned around and stood
up. He then said:
“Listen sir….when I was
born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I’m sick
I’m BLACK, When I go in the sun I’m BLACK, When
I’m cold I’m BLACK, When I die I’ll be BLACK.
But you sir. When you are born you’re PINK When you grow up
you’re WHITE, When you’re sick, you’re GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you’re cold you
turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the
nerve to call me
colored?”