hallo1234

Status: You are beautiful.
Joined: February 27, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 155565
Gender: F
Hi.

Quotes by hallo1234

Sometimes when I'm bored
I fill my bathtub with milk,
go into it and
pretend I'm cereal.
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''Do you seriously think you wear the pants in our relationship just because you have boobs?''

''Um, yes.''

''Ok....you're right.''
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I just looked at the new Victoria's Secret Catalog.
I wanna eat ribs now.
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Remember: Don't tell anyone about your problems.

20% don't care and the other 80% are happy you have those problems.
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Theres nothing more attractive than a beautiful personality


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No, you're not depressed.
You're just bored at 2 am.
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I'm  having  one  of  those  days  where


my  middle finger is answering  


all  the  questions

 
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wittyxxgirlxx format do not remove
Gurl, please. 

You're as useless as the G in Lasagna.

 
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
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Did you here about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
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