hannahhmasurr

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Joined: September 11, 2011
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My Name Is Hannah, And All I Want To Do Is EXPRESS Myself On Witty And One Day Maybe Become A Witty Celebrity, haha What A Dream, Right? Anyway Im A Poet And Love To Write People Poems, So Just Ask And Ill Write What Ever You Want, Because I Love To Know That Maybe I Made Some Stranger A Little Happier Or Even Made Them Smile :)   

Always Stay Smiling ,
Always Stay Strong,
Follow Your Heart,
And You'll Never Be Wrong  

Quotes by hannahhmasurr


                      *hands poster and roses to random boy*
                          
                Me: Hold these please.
                        
                Guy:  Wait, Wha-
                        
                Me: OMG!!! YES I'LL GO TO HOMECOMING WITH YOU!!! 






THE

PARTY

DON'T

START...


CUZ I WASN'T INVITED










 




 

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When you give

Up

I won't let you 

Down



FOLLOW ME <3


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Mom: Okay, are you ready to go?

Me: Yes, lets go already!

Mom: Do you need to go to the bathroom?

Me: NO! Lets go!!!

* 30 minutes later on the road*

Me: Mom, I need to pee.

Mom: WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU GO BACK WHEN I ASKED YOU??

Me: BECAUSE  I DIDNT HAVE TO GO BACK THEN!!


Advice:

When someone gives you the obvious answer to your problem and your still like:

"I can't do that!"





 


How to get a boy in 3 easy steps:


1. Get some rope

2. Sound proof your basement 

3. Hunt your victim crush down


 



Mom: I Will Not Stand For This!!!

Me: *Pulls out chair* Then Sit.



 




Sometimes...

I end up being my own bully





 




A Romantic Drama Airport Movie Line:





 Just Shut Up And Frisk Me













 



Whenever I see a slutty girl and what she's wearing, I always think:

"Does her mom allow her to
ACTUALLY wear that to school??"