hannahjones

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Quotes by hannahjones

Me: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know, can you?
Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?
Teacher:...
The awkward moment when you go to a therapy group that helps you cope with loneliness, but no one else turns up.
 
We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.

Today i went on thesaurus.com and searched ''ninjas'' The computer told me ''Ninjas cannot be found'' Well played, ninjas, well played ;)

The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your mistakes and weaknesses and still thinks youre completely amazing..

Someone told me i am immature and need to grow up.
Guess who"s not allowed in my treehouse now.
MY POKEMAN BRINGS ALL THE NERDS TO THE YARD, AND THEIR LIKE; YOU WANNA TRADE CARDS? DAMN RIGHT I WANNA TRADE CARDS. GIMMIE PIKACHU WITH ELECTRIC CHARGE
Sorry Hun, but, unlike you, Im not the doorknob, where everyone gets a turn. Im more 
of a casino, where only the lucky ones, hit the Jackpot 
Real friends: Take the blame
Fake Friends: Blame you
REAL FRIENDS: DRAGS YOU INTO THE CROWD
Fake friends : Leave you stranded on your own.
Real friends: Cheer you up
Fake friends : Cheer themselves up when your sad
Real friends: Stick together
Fake Friends: Break apart
Real friends: Like this,
Fake friends: Laugh and ignore this
ARE YOU A TRUE FRIEND?
R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L.rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.