happyxennie56
Joined: April 21, 2011
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user id: 167179
Location: psshh, like I'm gonna tell you my location...
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Why I'm awkward talking to people...
Me: don't you guys
hate it when *insert something you hate*
happenes?!
Friend: That has never happened to
me...
Me: ...dude,
whatever...
*On the first day of school*
Teacher: So how did you spend you
summer vaca-
Me: I know of a place where you
never get harmed, a magical place with magical
charms, INDOORS,
INDOORS,
INDOOOORS!!
Teacher:
Me:
Class:
Teacher: ...okay...would anyone
else like to share their summer with the
class?
When
you eat
food that's too hot...
and you
start breathing like a retarded
dragon...
•◊•◊♥◊•◊•
Jokes Are Funny
Funny Things Lead To
Laughing
Laughing Leads To Hyperventilating
Hyperventilating Leads To
Choking From Lack Of Air
Choking Leads To Death
And So In
Conclusion:
Jokes=Death
So, Who Wants To Hear A
Joke?
•◊•◊♥◊•◊•
Summer2012
Beaches
Short-shorts
Flip-flops
Friends
Sunglasses
Sleepovers every
night
No
drama
The perfect
tan
t’s gonna be the best summer
ever!
At home all day on witty just like
last year….
If I’m onWitty Profiles and my mom walks in, I don’t switch the page to Google,I switch to an old writing assignment, and pretend to type so it looks like I’m doing homework…
LIVING
LIKE
LARRY!!
-Spongebob
The Original YOLO
That Awkward Moment...
when somebody gives you something
that you already own...
Am I the
only
one who
never
had a
gym class
involving
a rainbow
colored
parachute in
elementaryschool...
Every
time
I
submit
a
quote,
I
sign
out,
so the next time I
sign in,
I will have at least one
notification…