harriet_kat

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Joined: September 11, 2011
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Hello
Heyy my name is Harriet im 12 years young, blowing out the candles on 16th June. I see the world through 2 big beautiful eyes.

My friends on witty are

Beth_starSmiley

funkymonkyem
&

girl_that_smiles_a_lot

k, thanks for visiting my page Byeeee
 

Quotes by harriet_kat

A man in Chicago calls his son in New York the day before christmas and says " I'm sorry to ruin your christmas, but your mother and I are getting a divorce; fourty five years of misery is enough."
"No, you cant, what are you talking about." the son screams. "Well we cant stand the sight of each other anymore and I dont want to talk about it. Call your sister in Atlanta and tell her." says the father. Frantic, the son rings the sister and tells her. The sister, very upset, rings the father and says "You cant do this, I'm ringing my brother and were coming up tomorrow to sort this out. Dont do anything till we get there" she hangs up. The husband turns around and says " Honey, the kids are defenately coming for christmas this year.
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girl to girl: " awww your really pretty", "aww thanks, you too"
guy to guy: " your handsom", "what the hell, are you gay"

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*3 am phone call*
Are you awake?
...no, im skydiving.
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Sorry, cant hang out, my uncle's cousin's sister in laws best friend's insurance agents's room mate's pet gold fish dies, :'(
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Everyday im shuf-f-fulling..
     except for friday, friday, gotta  get down on friday
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If I were a boy,
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear Id be a better man.
Id listen to her
cause I know how it hurts to loose 
the one you wanted
cause he's taken you
for granted
and everything you had got destroyed

-beyonce, If I were a boy
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Any one else
love the speeches from breaking dawn.

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Anyone else ever have one of those serious  moments or an arguments with your friends and you have a full on speech prepared to make your point then you forget it so your standing there going 'well....well, grrrr' and ur  your friend walkes off feeling like she one the argument

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Is it just me or does anyone else have to say
" its okay, im wearing bike shorts"
like a hundred times a day
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10 facts i know about you

1. you are reading this. 2.you cant say the letter 'm' with out your lips. 3. you just tried it.4.You just realised im right. 6. you didnt realise that i skiped 5. 7. you just checked it. 8. You realised im right again. 9. you just finished reading these facts. 10. ur going to fav this. 11. you didnt realise that i went over 10 facts. thnx for reading

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