has_no_life

Status: dont try and fucking change me.
Joined: July 30, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 321482
Gender: F



 

no freedom til we're equal
damn right i support it.










Quotes by has_no_life


Kim Kardashian's baby will be
the second thing that her v.agina
 will give birth to. 

the first thing was her career. 
 
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* In a resteraunt *

waitor : would you like a table?
me : no, a lamp for 5 please. 
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this literally just happened

brothers friend: Hey dude, you washing you car?
brother: no I'm watering it to see if it grows. 
 
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       friend: that song is so old! 
                      me:  Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise there was an 
                       expiration date on music. 
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from the moment I saw you
I knew I was gonna
spend the rest of my life
avoiding you. 
 
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teacher : you failed your exam
me: you failed to teach me.
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adding " and sh.i.t" at the end of a sentence because it makes you
sound cooler and sh.i.t.
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when a girl says
" Have a good time"
It usually means
" have a f.u.cking horrible time."
 
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Teacher : If you had 10 cakes and someone asked you 2 how
many do you have left?

me: 10.
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mom : did you get home alright?
me: no I died a couple times.
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