hattier
Status:
I Just Hope To Find My Place In This World
Joined: October 19, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 228941
Location: New England
Gender: F
Joined: October 19, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 228941
Location: New England
Gender: F
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oh my god guys i'm in a cafe on
my own and this massive group of popular guys i know just
walked in
i could say hi but im sitting at a table with a laptop and a plate of food the size of asia
i'm actually making a quote just so i look like i'm doing something, not just sitting here a loser.because i am sitting here like a
loser
one of them's walking over in my direction help abort mission abort mission
...
...
he said hey and i was too socially awkward to admit i'm here alone so i said my friends are in the bathroom
which they're not.
because they don't exist.
because they're not real.
i can't just walk out now that'd be too obvious
please tell me they're getting coffee to go or something
JESUS THEY GOT A TABLE RIGHT NEXT TO MINE
WHY IS MY LIFE THE WAY MY LIFE IS
i need to leave right now before they realise i lied about the friends
but i have a coffee
and it's caramel flavoured
and also i have a pie and some chocolate cake
don't judge me, i eat like twelve grown
men
why do bad things happen to good people?
maybe i could take the coffee and leave?
...no it's not takeaway so I'd get arrested for stealing the cup
help help help help help
i wish i could make TARDIS noises and disappear but no
i'm not a time machine
i wish i was a time machine.
abort abort abort
i could say hi but im sitting at a table with a laptop and a plate of food the size of asia
i'm actually making a quote just so i look like i'm doing something, not just sitting here a loser.
one of them's walking over in my direction help abort mission abort mission
...
...
he said hey and i was too socially awkward to admit i'm here alone so i said my friends are in the bathroom
which they're not.
because they don't exist.
because they're not real.
i can't just walk out now that'd be too obvious
please tell me they're getting coffee to go or something
JESUS THEY GOT A TABLE RIGHT NEXT TO MINE
WHY IS MY LIFE THE WAY MY LIFE IS
i need to leave right now before they realise i lied about the friends
but i have a coffee
and it's caramel flavoured
and also i have a pie and some chocolate cake
why do bad things happen to good people?
maybe i could take the coffee and leave?
...no it's not takeaway so I'd get arrested for stealing the cup
help help help help help
i wish i could make TARDIS noises and disappear but no
i'm not a time machine
i wish i was a time machine.
abort abort abort
lllll Fangirl Problems: lllll
The madness you
experience
when you're waiting for the next book
in the series to come out
o____o
Nerd Girl Problems
#30
Normal girls party on Saturday
nights until 3 AM. You watch
TV show marathons on Saturday
nights until 3 AM.
nights until 3 AM. You watch
TV show marathons on Saturday
nights until 3 AM.
Nerd Girl Problems
#31
Being the awkward one
at parties.
at parties.
Nerd Girl Problems
#28
Being in a class with none of
your friends and the teacher
says "Get in groups!"
your friends and the teacher
says "Get in groups!"
Nerd Girl Problems
#27
The girl who gets all the guys
says "Forever Alone".
says "Forever Alone".