hawaiianchristmas7

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Quotes by hawaiianchristmas7

I WAS SO HAPPTHAMEWANTED MBACK


            but mabey  
                                although i really hope not
                                                                           its because
                                                                                                 i cant even bring my self to say it



 HE DOESNT WANT TO BE SINGLE ON VALENTINES DAY

boy: is it in?
girl: y.e.a.h
boy
does it hurt?
girl: yeah but i [really] like it
boy:
 lets take the condom off see if that works any better




yeah weren't expecting that were you?

all mine 


boy: do girls say thats what she said or thats what he said?
girl: thats what she said
boy: thats not right! girls should say thats what he said because they would be doing it with boys if they are saying thats what she said that would mean they would be..................................................
................you didnt tell me you were gay




yeah hes slow

if you live to be 100
i want to be 99 and 24 days 

because obviously we do not have the same birthday

 
love

your in it you love it
your not you hate it
you were in it you know you loved it
but you say you hate it

you never have been
you say those girls are s l u t s
but they just don't know
how much the stares hurt you
you think all these people are your
friends 
but the s.e.c.o.n.d. you do something bad
your
isolated 
nobody wants to talk to anymore
even though it used to be
everyone wanted to be your friend
you realize make ups not
important anymore
for everyone doesnt care what you look like 
they care about your connections
someone made me
and all i did was get it
ruined 
thats when i found love
because its there when all else fails
the true meaning of love is
life


 
when in doubt say 


fffuuuuuucccck




but you have to say it all dramatic like that otherwise its just like what the fuckk?

i am HUNGRY 
but... 
too
lazy to go to the

fridge

I have screwed up 69% of my teenage life!
[x] Kissed someone before dating
[  ] Gotten a phone taken away at school
[x] Gotten caught chewing gum
[  ] Gotten caught cheating on a test 
Total so far: 2
[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[x] Missed school just because you felt like it
[  ]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class 
  Total so far: 6
[x] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school
] Text people during class
[x] Passed notes
[x] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher 
 Total so far: 10
[x] Took pictures during school hours
[x] Called someone during school hours
[x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
 Total so far:13
[x] Threw something at the teacher
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission
[x] Broke the dress code
[  ] Failed a class
[x] Ate food during class
  Total so far: 17
[  ] Been called the worst student
[  ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school
[  ] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far: 18
[x] Faked your parents signature
[x] Slept in class
[x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
[x] Copied homework
[  ] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
[x] Thrown food in the lunch room
Total so far: 23
Multiply by 3 for a title. Post as "I screwed up _____ % of my teenage life."
kissing test
1.hold you breath
2.click add a quote
3.copy and past this quote
4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser