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Conversation between me & my dad:
ME: hey, dad---
MY DAD: hon, if i wanted to hear from a butt, i would fart. now leave me alone.
ME: *sniff sniff* oh okay....

I'm feeling the love<3

 

T H E  A W K W A R D  M O M E N T  W H E N :

You're walking up the stairs,  you trip. You fall. You're trying to recollect yourself and hope no one saw, but oops! Your exboyfriend and his current girl, who he cheated on you with is right behind you, and they both break into laughter.
 

yeah. story of my life.

& in the spotlight, i play it off fine. . .

but i can't handle it when i turn out my nightlightt.
 

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The awkward moment when:

Your mom makes an iCarly reference.....
 

See I just want you to know,

that you deserve the best,

you're beautiful.

And I want you to know

you're far from the usual.

<3
 

~lil wayne
 

&& Am I the only one in the whole world who doesn't watch Jersey Shore?

Fave if you don't either (: