hbailz

Status: You know how I do (;
Joined: March 31, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 288242
Gender: F

Hannah/
Fifteen.
Y o u r  l i f e   >>>>>  M i n e 
"Our prime purpose in life is to help others,
And if you can't do that,
At least don't hurt them."

hbailz's Favorite Quotes

in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does
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funny

Jennifer- “I wasn’t that drunk”
Josh- “You were crying because you wanted to meet Jennifer Lawrence” 
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funny
Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
— Swedish Proverb
262 1 Steve Steve
inspirational

GUYS I ASKED THE CUTE BOY IN MY CHEM CLASS FOR A PEN AND AT THE END OF THE CLASS I WENT TO GO GIVE IT BACK TO HIM, I ENDED UP STABBING HIM IN THE HAND WITH IT AND IT WAS BLEEDING AND IF THAT DOESNT EXPLAIN WHY I DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL.
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funny
in 7th grade i turned to this kid that wouldn’t stop talking during class and i said “eric im going to shove this pencil up your as/s” and my teacher called my mom and made me tell her what i said and my mom laughed for like 4 minutes
199 5 Cammie Cammie
funnylol

If you cover the middle and look at the sides, it moves really quickly
but if you cover the sides and look at the middle, it moves slowly.
222 34 Breeze Breeze
witty
it actually písses me off so much that there’s the whole world out there, yet I’m just going to school every day. while I could be off finding wonderful things in foreign cities or climbing mountains or helping people or just wandering, and I feel like I’d learn so much more doing that instead, really.
175 3 Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
school
About 230 years ago, we were ready to fight over a 2% tax increase on a beverage. What happened?
55 2 Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
funny
There’s a blind boy in one of my English teacher’s classes and last week our assignment was to write poetry about nature…
this is what he turned in:
Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything is black
I can’t see. 
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english
I bet most of you guys here on Witty 
Are actually really popular in school, and you just pretend to be losers so the Internet accepts you.
249 68 ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
funny