hearts891

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Quotes by hearts891

doing something at school n thinking days later
what the hell waz  i thinking








 

make it purty?? 

say: alpha  then say : kenny then say: 1

            alphakenny1 ;)
Highlight the ones you want to do 
Cross out the things you`ve done

Graduated high school. 
Kissed someone.

Smoked a cigarette.
Got so drunk you passed out. 
Rode every ride at an amusement park
Collected something really stupid. 
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time with out sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.
ran a marathon
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over $200 in one day.
Flown on a plane.
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Gone skiing
Been sailing.
Cut yourself on accident.
on purpose..
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.

Shoplifted something. [ accident ] 
Been to jail.
Dangerously close to being in jail.
Skipped school
Had detention.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Gone to a different country.
Dropped out of school.
Been in a mental hospital.
Watched all the “Harry Potter” movies.
Had an online diary. (witty duh)
Fired a gun. 
Had a yard sale.
Had a lemonade stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade stand. 
Been to a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Gone to sea world.
Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had surgery. 
Had stitches
Taken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument.
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
Overdosed.
Had a drug or alcohol problem.
Been in a fist fight.
Suffered any form of abuse.
Gone surfing in California
Had a hamster.
Pet a wild animal.
Used a credit card. 
Did “spirit day” at school.
Dyed your hair.
Got a tattoo.
Had something pierced.
Got straight A’s.
Been on the Honor Roll.
Known someone with HIV or AIDS.
Alphabet Quiz ; yessum
[a]vailable: no<3
[b]irthday:  january 16th
[c]rushing?:  yes!!!
[d]rink you last had: wa\ter
[e]asiest person to talk to: ma besty frendy
[f]avorite genre of music: Everything(:
[g]ummy bears or gummy worms: Gummy bears
[h]ad your first kiss: Never =[
[i]nstrument: flute
[j]uice: caprisun
[k]illed someone: hah noo!
[l]ongest trip: virginia
[m]ilkshake flavor: Vinallia
[n]umber of siblings: 1
[o]ne wish: he would txt me saying how he feels bak
[p]erson: nigel
[q]uiet person: not ma sis
[r]easons to scream: Fun to do
[s]tupid: yess!
[t]ime you woke up: 8:00am
[u]gly: somtims
[v]egetable: broccoli
[w]arm at the moment: no I am content
[x]-rays you've had: teeth
[y]our favorite animal: guinie pigs dogs birds
[z]odiac sign: capricorn
Write the first thing that comes to mind. 
01 Hello: hiiiii!!
02 Love: <3nigel<3
03 Cow: milk
04 Peace: peace sign
05 Sky: blue
06 Mr. big: ma dad
07 Horror: scary maze game gurl


Answer with only one word.
01 You are a: gurl
02 You drink: srite
03 Your first kiss: nevr
04 Where are you: home
05 You like: boys
06 Hate is: harsh
07 Love is: challenging
08 You dream of: love
09 You can’t spell: anything
10 Your favorite color is: purple


Answer either true or false. No “maybes” allowed.
01 You like a boy/girl: true
02 You would kiss someone for $10: true. 
03 You’re addicted to facebook: false
04 You’re addicted to notes: true
05 Pink looks nice on guy?: true.
06 You can’t keep a secret: false.
07 You have (a) sibling(s): true
08 You know what an asterisk is: false.
09 You dye your hair: false.


Write the first thing each color makes you think of.
01 Red: heart
02 Green: apple
03 Teal: shoes
04 Maroon: maroon 5
05 Silver: jewelry.
06 Brown: hair
07 White: weddings
08 Peachy: "just peachy"
09 Yellow: sun
10 Purple: my favorite color(:

Top 10 Dumb Blonde Jokes  

Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!

The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did you get that?" The pig replied, "I won her in a raffle!"

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.

Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.

She showed him the instructions on the tin,

"For best results, put on two coats".

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
First Blonde:

"I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!

Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks.

 

The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said,

"I think they could be bird tracks."

The second blonde went to look and said,

"No, I think these are deer tracks."

They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over by the train!

A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,

"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling,

"You dumb blonde bimbo! It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"

A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.

Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,

"I can't take this, you're my friend." But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bet's a bet."

Then the redhead said

"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied

"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.

When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.

After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,

"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!" She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.

The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."

The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"




i rly dont think blondes are dumb so plz dont get mad at me i foun it on a website n thought it wuz funny soo plzz dont get mad at me
1. Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.
2. Xenoglossophobia- Fear of foreign languages.
3. Vestiphobia- Fear of clothing.
4. Tyrannophobia- Fear of tyrants.
5. Trichopathophobia or Trichophobia- Fear of hair.
6. Thanatophobia or Thantophobia- Fear of death or dying.
7. Taeniophobia or Teniophobia- Fear of tapeworms.
8. Scabiophobia- Fear of scabies.
9. Rhabdophobia- Fear of being severely punished or beaten by a rod, or of being severely criticized. Also fear of magic.(wand)
10. Proctophobia- Fear of rectums.
11. Politicophobia- Fear or abnormal dislike of politicians.
12. Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope.
13. Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
14. Odynophobia or Odynephobia- Fear of pain. (Algophobia)
15. Myxophobia- Fear of slime.
16. Luiphobia- Fear of lues, syphillis.
17. Iophobia- Fear of poison.
18. Hydrargyophobia- Fear of mercurial medicines.
19. Homilophobia- Fear of sermons.
20. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
21. Helminthophobia- Fear of being infested with worms.
22. Harpaxophobia- Fear of being robbed.
23. Genuphobia- Fear of knees.**
24. Gephyrophobia or Gephydrophobia or Gephysrophobia- Fear of crossing bridges.***

25. Ergophobia- Fear of work.
26. Ereuthrophobia- Fear of blushing.
27. Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers.*
28. Coprastasophobia- Fear of constipation.
29. Belonephobia- Fear of pins and needles.
30. Bolshephobia- Fear of Bolsheviks.



Im An Ordinary Girl

Sometimes im lazy 
I get bored

I feel ignored
I feel happy

I get silly
I choke on my own words

I make wishes 
I have dreams

I still want to believe
Anything can happen in this world

For an ordinary girl
Like you,
Like me 






make it pretty??

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