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www.youtube.com/Heather11342 my youtube.
http://hottt-mess-express.tumblr.com my tumblr.
https://twitter.com/heath3rfeather_ my twitter.
lights will guide you home.
Me:
*Walks into mall*
Me:
Woo, air conditioning.
Me:
*Looks at mom*
Me:
I swear to god, I'm the only teenager who has to come to the mall with their mom.
Me:
Me:
Me:
*Looks at a group of teenagers*
Me:
You b/tches look like the cast of 90210
Me:
Me:
I'm so jealous.
Me:
*Sniff*
Me:
Hollister is just around the corner.
Me:
*Sniff sniff*
Me:
Across from Abercrombie and fitch.
Me:
Me:
I bet that whole hallway smells like teenage boys and stuck up girls.
Me:
Me:
Ohhh that outfits so freakin' PRETTY.
Me:
*Looks at price tag*
Me:
*Walks away sadly*
Me:
Me:
He's so hot.
Me:
Hey Mr. Hotty
Me:
*Walks a little farther away from mom*
Me:
Hey Mr. Hot hotty hot stuff hot guy hot like chilly peppers
Me:
*Attempted wink turns into awkward blinking*
Me:
Oh you have a girlfriend.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Forever alone.
Me:
*Walks into store with family*
Mom:
Oh, this looks like a lovely shirt! Do you like it? *Holds up hideous blouse*
Me:
No, mom.
Mom:
But its-
Me:
No.
Me:
*Walks out of store*
Me:
Me:
Ohh forever21
Me:
*peeks in store*
Me:
Too many teenage girls that are prettier than me.
Me:
Too jealous.
Me:
ABORT ABORT.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Ooh, smells like pretzels and cinnamon.
Me:
But thats how they get you.
Me:
Put that obnoxious smell out in the air so it'll make you come in.
Me:
... It's like Hollister..
Me:
But with pretzels.
Me:
Me:
Me:
*Walks into build-a-bear*
Me:
*Builds a bear*
Me:
I'm gonna call you Ted
Me:
*Hugs Ted*
Me:
Just know that in a couple of weeks you'll probably be under my bed in a pile of lint.
Me:
Me:
*Sees group of teenagers*
Me:
*Gives bear to mom to save the embarrassment of walking around with a teddy*
Me:
Sorry Ted.
Me:
It's not me, it's you.
Me:
Me:
Me:
*Makes eyecontact with girl*
Me:
B/tch I hate you.
Me:
Fall off a cliff.
Me:
*Walks farther away from girl*
Me:
I'm so jealous of her, she's so pretty.
Me:
Mom:
We should be going now.
Me:
I didn't even get anything.
Mom:
WELL HURRY UP AND GET A SHIRT.
Me:
*Hurries in random store and a pair of earrings*
Mom:
This is all you want?
Me:
Yeah.
Mom:
*Buys stuff*
Me:
Me:
Santa Claus:
The Queen of England:
Shoelace:
Bob Marley:
Me:
Pathetic.