I was hanging
with a couple
friends
and my crush,
and two
of my friends
and my crush
were being
VERY innapropriate so
my friend
turned to
and asked,
"Why
are you friends
with
him." ("Him" refering
to my crush).
And he
looked up
and said;
"Because
we have
our benefits." and
then he winked. I
was speechless.
Seriously,
what do
you even
say to that?