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helloitslexi
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i seriously cannot wait for the day when we could download food
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hi i'm alexia.
[ uh-lex-see-uh ]
20 : God : Music
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tw, I'm new to Witty as you can probably tell..
but I L O V E to meet new people so feel free to stop by and chat ;)
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teacher:
when you've finished the test, please go back and read over your answers.
me:
i'm never going back, the past is in the past
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There's 365 days a year, & you only choose ONE day to do something special for your significant other???
...Ok
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It's 2014. Why can't our laptops shoot out food yet?
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I'm gonna buy every white girl a deck of cards, because apparently none of them can't even deal.
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Girls who call their boyfriend "daddy" or "papi" or "poppy" you are sick.
Same goes with guys calling girls "mommy" or "lil mama".
Just no. I wanna throw up on all your body parts.
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