hellokitty1252

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Joined: December 6, 2011
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Quotes by hellokitty1252

Who else remembers...

Kid1: What's your name?
Kid2: Bob
Kid1: How do you spell it?
Kid2: B o b?
Kid1: Nope! I t!
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Every Supermarket


We are going to buy 4 billion check out stations and only keep 1 open!

nmf
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At Phillies/Astros Game...
Me: *Sitting in stands for whole game, noting happens*
Me: *Goes to throw trash away*
Announcer: AND POLANCO HITS HIS 2,000 HIT FOR THE PHILLIES! HOME RUN!!!
Me: -_-
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According to the nurtiton facts on the wrappers, water bottles are just a big bottle of nothing.

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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

 










nmq
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And if you asked me if I loved him,

I'd Lie

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Drake and Josh Quotes
Josh: This is my worst birthday ever!
Drake: Is it because you ran over Oprah?
Josh: No, it's because it's a little humid - YES, IT'S               .        BECAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH!
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Fav if youre going to the midnight showing of The Hunger Games!!!

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Thank you for showing me who you are underneath
No thank you, I don't need another heartless misery
You think I'm doing this to make you jealous
And I know that you hate to hear this,
but this is not about you anymore.
- Zayn Malik (Taken by One Direction)

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Drake and Josh Quotes!!!
Delivery Guy: Package for Josh Nichols.
Josh: Thanks, have a good day!
Delivery Guy: Don't tell me what to do.
Josh: *Dumbfounded face*
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