Status: It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.
Joined: May 22, 2010
Last Seen: 5 years
Birthday: November 16
user id: 109677
Location: Vancouver, WA
Gender: F


STATUS: "I don't know any perfect people, only really really flawed people who are still worth loving." -John Green
Hey there, I'm Shelby. I used to be on here a lot, and now I'm not really. My life has changed so much since I created this account, and honestly I'm not even the same person. But, maybe this year i'll try to come on more... Maybe I'll start writing again. Who knows. Maybe i'll just disappear again altogether. I'm getting my together, I'm a senior, and i'm also taking college classes this year. I'm recently single, after being off the market for almost a year, and I'm still learning to cope with it. If you have any other questions, well, sucks for you. jk, just leave me a comment.
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herecomesthesunshine's Favorite Quotes

I work at Walgreens and this man came into the store today:
man: *buying condoms*

me: would you like a bag?
man: no thanks, she's not that ugly.

Can we just take a minute to appreciate Pringles for never lying to us about the amount of  chips we’re getting when we  open the can

me: siri, tell me a joke.
siri: *turns on front-facing camera*

me six hours ago: i should go to bed soon.
me four hours ago: i should go to bed soon.
me three and a half hours ago: i should go to bed soon.
me 1.75 hours ago: i should go to bed soon.
me three quarters of an hour ago: i should go to bed soon.
me now: oh is that the sun?

When I first joined witty you had to get 2000 faves to get a top quote and it meant something. Most of the quotes were original, not from tumblr or whatever. They were quotes worth reading. I'm not saying all quotes nowadays are crap, but many if them are.
Witty isn't for updating people on your life. I am guilty of this myself, but I'm starting to see a lot more of it.
I remember when witty was what it was designed to be.

Snake : Go on Eve
Snake : Eat the apple
Eve : But God said not to
Snake : Yolo
Eve : k lol

I hate it when people joke about cutting,suicide,or eating disorders.
The thing is, you have no idea what people go through.
You can be standing 
right next to someone 
who is planning on
ending their own life,
and you may never know it.
      Please stop.
It really,really hurts.
Him: You're too beautiful to cut your skin.
Me: You're too beautiful for lung cancer.
Him: I'll make a deal. This is my last pack, if that is your last cut.

At a funeral.
Me: I just can't believe this... she's gone.
My mom and dad: YES I'M SO HAPPY FINALLY
A cousin: Aww man i wish she was still alive, she was so hot
Another cousin: Haha yeah and she ran so fast
Me: I'm going to miss her so much.. rest in peace, my lovely Dell Inspiron with Srs Premium Sound and Intel Core i3.

North West: I got 99 problems and my name is one.
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