herestonevergrowingup

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Joined: April 17, 2013
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Quotes by herestonevergrowingup

please tell me i'm not the only one
who can't apply liquid eyeliner to save my life.
How r.ape trials should go
Lawyer: Did he r.ape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he r.ape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he r.ape her?
Witness: Yes, but-
Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he r.ape her?
Witness: Yes.
Laywer: Yes, he r.aped her.
 
R.ape is r.ape is r.ape, no matter the context.

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if carrie underwood doesn't come out with a line of underwear called carrie underwear
she is wasting all of our time