hesnotworththetears

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Joined: February 20, 2012
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I WILL NOT BE GOING ON WITTY 


 
 
I will not be going on witty anymore, sorry but i just feel like.. i cant even explain but i hope all u guys have a great life


 

Quotes by hesnotworththetears



*Teacher walks in to bar* 

guy: can i buy you a drink?

teacher: I don't know, CAN you?



credittoforgeter

 

 

 

 

Dear God,

Today I woke up.

I am healthy.

I am alive.

Thank you.



That moment when you open the test and you can't even answer the first question.



 



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"ENJOY THE LITTLE THINGS IN LIFE, 

BECAUSE ONE DAY YOU'LL LOOK BACK

AND REALIZE THEY WERE THE BIG 

THINGS."

-tHE VOW

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A fake boyfriend
will put a lock on his phone.

A real boyfriend will say, "hey baby, can you read that text for me?"

 




I don't care how old i am,
I'm going in the bouncy castle.

 


 
That awkward moment

when a subsitute teacher is doing attendence

and they say your name wrong



 

FAVE tHIS
&& I'LL follow you, fave
some of your quotes,
and leave a comment
on your profile
I promise i'll do all!