hey_its_mal

Status: Yes, yes I'm an another newbie lol
Joined: May 6, 2013
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 359473
Location: Land of Ooo, Australia
Gender: F
Cute Blinking Unicorn


Well... hi. 
My name's Mal.
No, it's just a nickname.
Like d!ck.
lol sorry, I'm socially awkward.

Straya (or Australia for you normal people)
is my playground
According to my records, I'm 14
But my true, mental age is 5

Hayley Williams is my abosolute idol
She is
inspirational
amazing and
supermegafoxyawesomehot

Now to my true loves
2 words
niallhoran
bertiegilbert





'Bullshit is only bullshit if you believe it is'
 
                                        - Me

I follow back.
 

hey_its_mal's Favorite Quotes







If i had a friend named Becky
every time I talked to her I would start with, "Oh my god Becky..."





 

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                                                                               white lips, pale face, choking on my toothpaste

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Be a true heart
not a follower.
 
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So I heard this weird convo in the hall today: 
Girl: suicide is never the answer
Girl's boyfriend: it is sometimes
Girl's boyfriend: for example, if someone asked
Girl's boyfriend: "What is it called when you kill yourself?"
Girl: *facepalm*
 

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someone explain to me how parents can scream at you until you’re crying and then act like nothing happened 20 minutes later
 
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BravoSierra's format

 
You know you're a 90s kid
                       when JB stands for 'Jonas Brothers' and not 'Justin Bieber'.                 
 

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Bailey: Pageants are about more than beauty. You can win scholarships. Plus, they judge you on talent, poise, personality--
Cody: Oh, I know. I've been in a beauty pageant before.
Bailey: You mean, like for men?
Cody: Ye-no. 
(Bailey gets a weirded out look on her face)
Cody: Don't judge me. When I met you, you were a dude.
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At Monash University in Melbourne, the women's department had a bake
sale and cupcakes were $1 for men, $.80 for women, and $.70 for trans people to represent the wage gap and heaps of guys kicked off about it being sexist and that's how I finally understood how hypocritcal and ignorant men's rights activism is.
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Don't try to make me stay,
or ask if I'm okay
I don't have the answer.
❤

 
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