heytheresisterwife

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Joined: August 27, 2011
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So i am pretty much the awesomest person in the entire world and you can't tell me i'm not because you never met me. I am never gonna be like "fave this if you care about world hunger!" because thats just plain stupid.THE CANDLES GO OUT ON THE 16TH OF DECEMBER. I'm 13 and in 8th grade. My goal is to get a top quote just because the quote was funny. I hate when people put nmf or mf on the bottom its like really i dont even care. enjoy. i know you will.

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so he says i stuff
 Him: Can i borrow a tissue?
Me: Sure. (looks into my bra) Kleenex, Puffs,

or F*CK OFF?

 

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Go suck a d*ck.
  Oh sorry I don't like to participate in the activities you do daily.
 
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awesome. awesome. awesome.

i love you.
god loves you.

let's go change some lives today.
~Easy A 
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 When you hear someone coming

♥and you automatically exit out of witty♥

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Today, I accomplished my life-long dream:
my shampoo and conditioner bottles ran out at the same time. 

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Frick Boys. Frick Love. I just like food.
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And i wonder if the things that remind me of him...

                                                                   Remind him of me.♥
 

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