APPEARANCE:
[ ] I
am shorter than 5'4".
[X] I have many scars.
[] I tan easily.
[X] I wish my hair was a different color.
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] I have a tattoo.
[] I wear glasses sometimes.
[] I would probably get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent
safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete
stranger.
[] I have more than 1 piercing
[] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[] I have freckles.
FAMILY:
[x] I've sworn at my
parents.
[x] I've run away from home.
[] I've been kicked out of the house.
[X] My actual parents are together.
[] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[] I want to have kids someday.
[] I want to adopt someday.
SCHOOL/WORK:
[] I'm in school.
[] I have a job.
[] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[] I almost always do my homework.
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[] I've stolen something from my school.
EMBARRASSMENT:
[X] I've fell in public.
[X] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken
conversation.
[x] Disney movies still make me cry.
[X] I've snorted while laughing.
[X] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[] I've glued my hand to something.
[X] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my
nose
HEALTH:
[] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[] I've broken a bone.
[] I've had my tonsils removed.
[] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
[] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[] I had a serious surgery.
[X] I've had chicken pox.
[] I have/had asthma.
EXPERIENCES:
[X] I've gotten lost in my
town
[] I've seen a shooting star.
[] I've wished on a shooting star.
[] I've seen a meteor shower.
[] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[] I've been skydiving.
[] I've gone skinny dipping.
[X] I've played spin the bottle.
[] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[] I've crashed a car.
[] I've been skiing.
[X] I've been in a play.
[] I've met someone in person from the internet.
[X] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[X] I've sat on a roof top.
[X] I've played a prank on someone.
[X] I've rode in a taxi.
[X] I've eaten Sushi.
[] I've been snowboarding.
RELATIONSHIPS:
[] I've gone on a blind
date.
[X] I miss someone right now.
[X] I have a fear of abandonment.
[] I've gotten divorced.
[] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[X] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[X] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear
response.
[X] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
[X] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love
with.
HONESTY:
[X] I've done something I
promised someone else I wouldn't.
[X] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[X] I've snuck out of my house.
[X] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[X] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[X] I've cheated while playing a game.
[] I've cheated on a test.
[] I've been suspended from school.
BAD TIMES:
[] I've consumed alcohol
[] I regularly drink.
[X] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[X] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[] I take anti-depressants.
[X] I've slept an entire day, when I didn't need it.
[X] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[X] I've went to bed crying.
[ ] Kissed someone before dating
[] Gotten a phone taken away at school
[] Gotten caught chewing gum
[] Gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far:
[] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[X ] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[X] Missed school just because you felt like it
[ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 3
[] Got your mom, dad, sibiling, etc to get you out of
school
[] Text people during class
[x] Passed notes
[X ] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 6
[x] Took pictures during school hours
[] Called someone during school hours
[x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
Total so far: 8
[] Threw something at the teacher
[] Went outside the classroom without permission
[] Broke the dress code
[] Failed a class
[] Ate food during class
Total so far:8
[] Been called the worst student
[] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[] Didn't take your stuff to school
[] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far: 8
[x] Faked your parents signature
[] Slept in class
[] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
[x] Copied homework
[] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
[] Thrown food in the lunch room
Total so far: 10
Multiply by 3 for a total.
Post as "I
have screwed
up 30% of
my teenage life."