hgirl

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Joined: March 25, 2012
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Quotes by hgirl

Teacher(mad): THIS-
Me: GIRL IS ON FIREEEEEE!
Her: ..get out.
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"YOLO!" shouted the s/utty girl, before posting naked pictures of her self on the Internet.
"YOLO." I whispered before giving my dog a grape.
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Dad: I taught you kids well, and not to have s/x at a young age, and I expect you do the say to your kids one day.
Me: NAH, I'll just make them watch mean girls and tell them their whole lives to:NOT HAVE S/X, CAUSE YOU WILL GET PREGNANT AND DIE! then &I'll make them watch the twilight series so they know that when Bella got pregnant she almost died.
Dad:
Me:
Dad: ...well that works too.


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