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hiimhi
Status:
pizzerpie.tumblr.com
Joined:
February 21, 2009
Last Seen:
2 years
Birthday:
June 4
user id:
68188
Location:
The Ocean State Job Lot (minus Job Lot)
Gender:
F
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You'll marry a member of 1 Direction when I'm a professional football player.
And I'm a 5 foot 2 inch, 100 pound, high school freshmen girl.
I suggest you make another plan.
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You're not a true fan unless you hang from the ceiling and spin around in circles providing cool air for those around you.
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Grandma:
Do you have a boyfriend yet?
Me:
Not in this economy.
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666
6+6+6=18
OBAMA WAS ONCE 18.
A vote for Obama is a vote for satan.
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I threw a kid in a well,
don't ask me i'll never tell,
I will regret this in h
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but he was i my way.
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the only thing I have going for me in life is that I am not addicted to heroin
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Kim Kardashian is pregnant.
I guess the Mayans were just couple months off about the end of the world.
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"Lifes a gift, and I don't intend on wasting it."
-Jack Dawson,
Titanic
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Favoriting your own quote is like laughing at your own joke.
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