hiimhi

Status: pizzerpie.tumblr.com
Joined: February 21, 2009
Last Seen: 2 years
Birthday: June 4
user id: 68188
Location: The Ocean State Job Lot (minus Job Lot)
Gender: F

Quotes by hiimhi

You'll marry a member of 1 Direction when I'm a professional football player.

And I'm a 5 foot 2 inch, 100 pound, high school freshmen girl.
I suggest you make another plan. 
You're not a true fan unless you hang from the ceiling and spin around in circles providing cool air for those around you.



Grandma: Do you have a boyfriend yet?
Me: Not in this economy.

666
6+6+6=18
OBAMA WAS ONCE 18.
A vote for Obama is a vote for satan.
I threw a kid in a well,
don't ask me i'll never tell,
I will regret this in hell,
but he was i my way.
the only thing I have going for me in life is that I am not addicted to heroin 
Kim Kardashian is pregnant.
I guess the Mayans were just couple months off about the end of the world.
"Lifes a gift, and I don't intend on wasting it."
-Jack Dawson, Titanic


We need stricter pun control in America.

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Favoriting your own quote is like laughing at your own joke.
 
Let's just say, I laugh at my own jokes all the time.
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