hiimhi

Status: pizzerpie.tumblr.com
Joined: February 21, 2009
Last Seen: 2 years
Birthday: June 4
user id: 68188
Location: The Ocean State Job Lot (minus Job Lot)
Gender: F

Quotes by hiimhi


*Burp*
Most girls: Omg, ew! You are so gross!

Me: That was weak, I could do way better.


 

 


Radio: Your insecure, don't know what for
Me: Ugh, them again?
Radio: Your turning heads when you walk through the door,
Me: I don't get why people like them so much...
Radio: Don't need make up, to cover up, being the way that you are is enough
Me: Honestly, this song is awful
Radio: Everyone else in the room can see it, everyone else but you
Me: 
Me:

Me: 
Me: BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
 




I don't know who you are,
I don't know what you want.
If you are looking for good quotes,
I can tell you I have none,
but what I do have is a very particular set of skills,
skills I acquired over a long Witty career,
skills that make me a nightmare for new members like you
If you favorite my quote, that wil be the end.
I will not look for you, I will not pursue you,
but if you don't.,
I will look for you,
I will find you,
and I will spam you

nmf/ my quote

Goobye!
See ya later, alligator,
in a while, crocidle,
in an hour, sunflower,
maybe two, kangaroo,
gotta go, buffulo,
adios, hippos,
chow chow, brown cow,
see ya soon, baboon,
adieu, cockatoo,
better swish, jellyfish,
chop chop, lollipop,
gotta run, skeleton,
bye-bye, butterfly,
better shake, rattle snake!

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I feel better about myself 
when I'm wearing workout clothes,
because that means I am one step closer
to maybe possibly working out.

 

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7th Graders: 6th graders suck
8th Graders: 7th graders suck
Freshmen: Middle Schoolers suck
Sophmores: Freshmen suck
Juniors: Sophomores suck
Seniors: Everyone else sucks
 
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Right, who needs god grades when you can have swag?
By the way, can I have fries with that?

 

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Welwa90kid
before it was cool♥

 

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:p don't get pissy it's a joke

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Dear Homophobes,
If you really wanted to save marriage
then wouldn't you be banning divorce?

 

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Hi, mname iJason,
LOL, jk, I'm a girl.

 

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