Quotes by hippie123

 used to  pretend i was  asleepafter  nightcar-rides to be carried  inside. 

 when someontells you to
expect the unexpected
slap them in the face and
ask ifthey expected it.

 Teacher:
"Sit down class isn’t over yet!"
*Bell Rings*
 Student:
"Ha-ha f*ck you"
CERDIT TO KIMBERLYLUVSU

 TEACHER:
Why are you late?

STUDENT:
Because of the sign.

TEACHER:
What sign?

STUDENT:
The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

 

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i have to keep my
BEST FRIEND around…
SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH 

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nmf.

 Boy:you cant fool me
girl:okay, spell toast
boy:t-o-a-s-t
girl:say it 5 times
boy:toast,toast,toast,toast,toast
girl:say it another 3 times
boy:toast,toast,toast
girl:okay... what do you put in a toaster?
boy:toast
girl:really? i put in bread :D

 Teacher:
Whats the meaning of Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?
Student:
Bamba'lakkadi Jimba.
Teacher:
I dont understand anything you said.
Student:
Same here.

Once there was an ugly barnacle.
He was so ugly, everyone died.

 

The End.
got to love patrick

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