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me and the younger male sibling eating hot soup.
younger male sibling: ahh i just burned my tongue cuz i'm so sexy
me: because theres obviously a correlation between the hotness of your body and burning your tongue.
ys: stfu you couldnt just let me have this
me: mwaha fool i am the master of the english language . bow down before me b*tch..
yms: ..... o.O
me:..........
iron man:......
alex clare:........
entire population of the world:.......
yms: well that escalated quickly.

undoubtedly a true story.

when you decide your best friend would get along really well with some other friends of yours so you introduce them to each other.. and they hit it off! but then they start spending all their time together and doing stuff without you... sometimes i feel like a facilitator of friends instead of actually being a part.. and the worst part is then you lose both sets of friends.. it's always a win-win-lose for you. :(

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what my face contorts into when i'm forced to watch disney channel with my younger siblings or cousins. 

WHERE DID ALL THE GOOD PROGRAMMING GO?
why'd you leave me to fend for myself all on my own.. please, just come back! 


if you lived through kim possible, thats so raven, cory in the house, teen titans, the suite life of zack and cody, phil of the future, drake and josh, lilo and stitch,           lizzie mcguire, the proud family, even stevens, zoey 101, avatar, you know what i'm    talking about.   


NEWSFLASH for disney/nick/cartoon network, etc: just because the show is like   reality tv doesn't make it quality programming.
YOU... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE... THIS IS UNFORGIVABLE 

so i left my baby at school yesterday...
just left him on the bottom floor like nobody's business...
oh i should probably clarify that by 'baby' i mean 'laptop'....
great. another example of my forever alone-ness -.-

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me: *starting hopefully at my computer screen*
*20 minutes later*
me: no notifications, ok :( just gonnna take my loser as$ back to loserville and go and cry into my loser bed 

so about a week or two a girl in a high school close to mine committed suicide.
our principal announced it on the news, and by the end of the day i saw everyone supporting a 'we miss her why did she have to go' campaign kinda thing on facebook and tweeting about it and wearing hearts everything. now there's nothing wrong with remembering those who have passed. what is wrong is that all these f*cking hypocrites are all saying they're so sad she was gone and she could've talked to them about it and they were there for her and bs like that. literally when i hear garbage like that i just want to explode and scream YOU LIAR! literally if you cared about her, you would've been there to help her WHILE SHE WAS ALIVE, you would've shown your support for her, you would've been her friend. if you wanted to help her, you would've done so while she was ALIVE, its too late once she's dead. your words cant take her back, cant take away the hurt her family has and is going through. i guess what bothers me is that we're all too self-centered and techniologically inclined to do anything while it counts. i'm not saying i'm not one of those people, literally my life is the internet, i would marry the internet and food if i could. but i just get so upset because suicide is a longterm solution to a short term problem, no matter what you are better than what problems you might think you have. things will change, thats what life is, a continuos change, but its literally up to you to decide the direction of it. so please, i'm asking you guys, don't be one of the people stuck in the aftermath of events, be the change and the cause. i know i ranted before about people pretending to be depressed or diseased, but if you have the ability to reach out and affect someone else's life in a positive way, PLEASE DO IT. death is death. nothing can change that, reverse it, take away the pain and suffereing others feel. you all literally have the power to change someone's life, you are more influental than you think, when you're down, remember that your worth is immeasurable, you're the change and the future of tomorrow. you are the driving force behind today, the leaders of tomorrow. what kind of leaders would we all be if we let senseless death continue on when we have the power to change it? 

HOW DO YOU FORMAT ALL YOUR QUOTES AND MAKE EM GORGEOUS AND STUFF?? 
ARGH why am i so technologically imparied, i might as well be some 90 yo person for all that i know to do on here gosh! 

literally whenever i dont have access to witty, the most sincere/funny/inspiring true tidbits come into my mind, but THE EXACT MOMENT i've been logged in and i'm ready to enlighten the population of the world my brain is all 'Ha! you really thought i'd help you out right now? b/tch please, you know i only choose to work in the most awkward of situations. hahaha oh you.'
and then i'm just like trying to stare at my brain like WTF i thought we were friends?!

i think i'm the only one who holds actual conversations with diff parts of my body... is that weird? haha maybe it is... hmm... 

ok so this may be a stupid question, but i've been going to private schools all my life and i really want to know if there really are those major cliques in schools like in mean girls, or maybe tina fey was just exaggerating?