hockeysoccergirl11
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Livin' life to the fullest(:
Joined: May 23, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: March 14
user id: 176715
Location: Narnia
Gender: F
Joined: May 23, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: March 14
user id: 176715
Location: Narnia
Gender: F
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Heyy guys, I'm Caley! I'm 14 and a freshman. I've actually been on witty since 2010 but I didn't join untill 2011. I love sports, soccer (Megan Rapinoe<3) and hockey are my life even thought I don't play hockey anymore ): But I also play lacrosse and basketball(: If anyone wants to talk or if they need help, I'm here! I don't judge, and I can be a pretty good listener. I feel like my friends are all against me sometimes, and I always feel left out because they're the pretty ones and I'm the ugly socially awkward penguin in the corner being dragged along by my friends. But anyways thanks for checking out my profile!(:
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"The most hideous, disgusting creatue on
the planet has to be the freshman
male."
-My band
teacher
Does anyone
else wonder how dead animals get to the side of the road?
Two situations are possible:
Situation #1: The driver swerves off the road just to hit the little furry animal, because they feel like running over furry things that chill by the side of the road
Situation #2: The animal gets hit, turns into a zombie animal, walks to the side of the road, and then becomes lifeless again
I'm going with situation #2
Two situations are possible:
Situation #1: The driver swerves off the road just to hit the little furry animal, because they feel like running over furry things that chill by the side of the road
Situation #2: The animal gets hit, turns into a zombie animal, walks to the side of the road, and then becomes lifeless again
I'm going with situation #2
Just let that sink
in
Conversation one
day between me and a really popular girl
Popular girl: Hey Caley! *walks over to me*
Me: Hey! *thinks to self* Why is she talking to me omgomg!!
Popular girl: I had this dream last night, and you were in it!
Me: Oh cool! What happened?
Popular girl: So like we went to this party together, and then we died! Isn't that weird?!
Me: Haha that's weird, see you later! *awkwardly walks away confused*
-true story-
Popular girl: Hey Caley! *walks over to me*
Me: Hey! *thinks to self* Why is she talking to me omgomg!!
Popular girl: I had this dream last night, and you were in it!
Me: Oh cool! What happened?
Popular girl: So like we went to this party together, and then we died! Isn't that weird?!
Me: Haha that's weird, see you later! *awkwardly walks away confused*
-true story-
Who else used to think they were so
tough by saying
"Mind your
own beeswax"
Me: Guys don't like me.
Me: I wish I had a boyfriend.
Me: I'll never
get married.
Me: At least my dog loves me!
Me: .....Can I marry my dog?
Me: At least my dog loves me!
Me: .....Can I marry my dog?
nmf
forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove
credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my
bad side.
My friends don't understand me.
They're all absolutely gorgeous, popular, and they always
get the guy.
Then there's just me.
Then there's just me.
The awkward moment of panic for a soccer
player
When you have a game soon
and you can't seem to find one of your shin guards
ANYWHERE
Suicide:
A
permanent solution for a temporary
problem.
nmf
Seeing someone's picture on facebook, and thinking
"....you look constipated."
Screaming
"OW!" insanely loud
even
though it doesn't even hurt