A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some
good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to
live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then
what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you
yesterday."
-Facebook :)
>>Today my boyfriend told me he
wanted a break. We've
been going out for as long as I can remember. He said he needs
time, but wants me back in the future. I'm not making this up
to try and get fav's because I know how some people do
that.
He's coming over today to talk
about everything.
If I can just get a couple of favorites I don't even need
alot. Just enough so I can show him later so he can see how
many people now know how much I love
him.
I pitched a perfect game as a freshman and everyone went to this huge party but me.
Instead, I rode my bike 10 miles to
stop my friend from committing suicide. I was hit by a car on my
way there.
I saved my friends life, but lost both arms. I'll never pitch
again, but seeing my friend smile is worth it.
-sixbillionsecrets♥