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Proffessional Gymnast: Does 8 backflips and lands perfectly on feet
Me: Trips over crumb

Quote by: chickittylover

let us have a moment of silence

what if
tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin
at key points in our lives
and we had to figure out
what they meant for ourselves?
 

I love you
"How do you know it's true love?"
Because I feel the same way, even when you're being an idiot.
 

If websites were teenaged classmates:

Tumblr: The creative computer genius/blogger who everyone is jealous of. Most people copy her work.

Twitter and Facebook: Brother and sister, they are the drama king and queen of the school. They will tell anyone who will listen about whatever is going on in their lives. They are known for announcing their statuses at the top of their lungs. They are addicted to their iPhones.

Youtube: A movie making expert who is famous throughout the school. This tech-geek is well-liked and his movies have gone viral.

MySpace: The lonely girl who sits in the back of the class. She knows what it's like to be popular, but unfortunately, she has been long forgotten. No one really knows why she's even there anymore...

Witty: The group of mentally crazy teenage girls. They sit on top of desks in the back of the room in messed-up messy buns, and sweatpants eating jars of Nutella and watching cat videos on their phones and telling jokes before laughing like donkeys and falling off of desks. To escape the awkward moment, they joke slowly out the door (jogging for 27 seconds before becoming too tired) to be married to One Direction and Ed Sheeran. Sadly, they both decline their requests for marriage, and they socially awkward Wittians stumble away to the animal shelter to buy as many cats as they like before flying into the grocery store to buy more Nutella. They want to buy clothing too, however they walk away in shame after seeing the price tags on the items.

How to murder someone: 

Phineas: Hey candice, what are you doing

Candice: I'm posting quotes on a website called wittyprofiles where people favourite your quotes and the quote having more faves than any other quotes becomes top quote.

Ferb: *blinks eyes*

Phineas: *blinks eyes*

Phineas:ok

In the backyard

Phineas: ferb, i know what we are going to do today

Isabella: hey feneas, whatcha doin ?

Phineas:we are going to make a wittyprofiles account and posts quote

Isabella: OK, i'll tell you some quotes to post.

Major: angent P. Doofenshmirtz is spending his all time on computer. He is planning something evil. Go find out

Perry: *goes to doofenshmirtz home*

Stacey: hey candice, isn't that the picture of your brothers on this account on wittyprofiles.

Candice: yeah, Its thier pic.

Candice: Phineas , ferb, Is the account Paf6324 is your account?

Phineas: yeah candice, this website is good. We posted 100 quotes and 5000 followes in 1 hour.

Candice: *shocked* what? Thats not fair. Im on witty for 6 months and got just 50 followers.

Phineas: well, dont be upset, you'll get more

Candice: Im gonna tell this to mom, you are so in trouble.

Random stranger: *comments on Phineas and ferb's account* hey you guys look so young in profile pic. Aint you too young to have a witty account?

Phineas: yes, we are

Stranger:ok then its always good to see kids joining witty

Background music: doofenshmirtz evil in corporated

*perry gets trapped in a cage*

Doofenshmirtz: oh hey perry the platipus come. I was waiting for you. See this, this is delete-inator Ok im going to tell you my evil plan. My brother is too famous on social networks and i am not. So i decided to delete his account with this delete-inator.

Candice: mom mom Phineas and ferb have a secret account on a website. Come come, over there

Mom: ok candice,

*perry gets himself out of the cage and kicks doofenshmirtz*

*doofenshmirtz switches on delete-inator*

*perry kicks doofenshmirtz*

*doofenshmirtz hits delete-inator which cause change in the direction of the rays coming from delete-inator*

*rays go to Phineas and ferb's computer and delete thier account*

*delete-inator gets broken*

Doofenshmirtz: curse you perry the platipus.

Candice: mom mom come *mom comes and checks the computer*

Mom: candice, there is no any account with username Paf6324, but isn't that you on this account candiceJ.

Candice: but but but *shocked*

Perry:grrr

Phineas: oh there you are perry