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" If I had something to say to you I'd whisper it softly,
Kiss you on your rosy lips & never let you off me.
Shiver on a roof and see your face get lit by star light,
Hold you through the night and watch that Colorado sunrise. "
-3oh!3 <3
Kiss you on your rosy lips & never let you off me.
Shiver on a roof and see your face get lit by star light,
Hold you through the night and watch that Colorado sunrise. "
-3oh!3 <3
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" When you smoke the herb,
you reveal you to yourself."
-Bob Marley<3
you reveal you to yourself."
-Bob Marley<3
Carissa: You know those math papers that Mr.Bieber gives us with the jokes at the end that arent even funny?
Amanda : Yeah why?
Carissa : There so stupidd.
Amanda : Yeah i know .
Carissa : Where do you think he finds them?
Amanda : Imgay.com
Amanda : Yeah why?
Carissa : There so stupidd.
Amanda : Yeah i know .
Carissa : Where do you think he finds them?
Amanda : Imgay.com
I AM:
Part One:
EMO
[x ] you own at least 5 black shirts
[x] you like skinny jeans
[] you’re listening to music right now
[x] you have painted your fingernails black before
[] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/ mp3/ itunes
[x] Like the color black
[ x] disslike most girly girls
[x] have dyed ur hair dark or want to
[x] sometimes like to be alone
[x] hate popular music
[x] keep hair in front of your face
[ x] have given people evil stares
[x] don't get along with parents
[x ] Life sucks for you
[x] have been called emo
[] Dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue
[ x] only a hlaf d:] Complain a lot
[x] owned a studded belt or want one
[x] listen to rock, metal, screamo music.
Total:16
Part Two:
SLUTTY /WHORE
[x ] own more than 10 mini shorts
[ ] have kissed more than 2 people in one night
[ x] have been called a slut
[ x] sometimes likes to drink
[x] ever wore low cut shirts
[ ] have been called a tease
[x] Flirt with every guy!
[x] love the opposite sex
[ ] Go to parties/ sleepovers at least once a week
[ ] own 5 tube tops
[x] you kiss because you think its fun
Total: 7
Part Three:
JOCK
[ ] Own at least 5 jerseys
[ ] Have 10 or more trophies
[ ] Wear hair in ponytail like everyday
[ ] Love sports
[ ] Own 5 or more sweatpants
[ ] Don't wear makeup
[ ] Have / had played lacrosse
[] Play more than 2 sports
[ ] Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before
[] You play/ played Basketball on a team
[x] You play/ played baseball- softball on a team
[ ] You play/ played soccer on a team
[]You play/played volleyball on a team
[ ] You run/ran track
[ ] You play/ played football on a team
[ ] Been called a jock
[ ] Have set a record
[ ] Are friends with your coach
[ ] Love watching sports
[] can do 15 push ups without getting tired
Total:1
Part Four:
NERD
[ ] wear your pants at your waist
[x] have/had braces/or getting
[ ] in advanced classes
[ ] On Math team
[ ] Have all A’s
[ ] Like spending time with your parent(s)
[ ] have been called a nerd
[ ] are *annoyed* or bullied
[ ] LOVE to learn
[ ] Like your teachers
[ ] Watch history channel
[ ] never go anywhere on the weekends
[x] Have been called weird
[ ] scared to talk to the opposite sex
[ ] Don't have pics of yourself on myspace
[] read a book a month
[] You read on your last spring break
[ ] Have your own website
[ ] wear pocket protectors
Total: 2
Part Five:
PREP
[ ] you own mostly hollister
[] you like to shop at Forever 21
[ ] charlotte rousse
[x] wet seal/ delia*s
[ ] you do/have cheerleaded
[x ] you like rap/hip hop music
[x] you like to go to parties
[] you enjoy yourself no matter what
[x] you like the colors pink, yellow, green
[] for the most part, youre organized
Total: 4
42% emo
12% slutty/whore
15% jock
12% nerd
18% prep
Part One:
EMO
[x ] you own at least 5 black shirts
[x] you like skinny jeans
[] you’re listening to music right now
[x] you have painted your fingernails black before
[] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/ mp3/ itunes
[x] Like the color black
[ x] disslike most girly girls
[x] have dyed ur hair dark or want to
[x] sometimes like to be alone
[x] hate popular music
[x] keep hair in front of your face
[ x] have given people evil stares
[x] don't get along with parents
[x ] Life sucks for you
[x] have been called emo
[] Dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue
[ x] only a hlaf d:] Complain a lot
[x] owned a studded belt or want one
[x] listen to rock, metal, screamo music.
Total:16
Part Two:
SLUTTY /WHORE
[x ] own more than 10 mini shorts
[ ] have kissed more than 2 people in one night
[ x] have been called a slut
[ x] sometimes likes to drink
[x] ever wore low cut shirts
[ ] have been called a tease
[x] Flirt with every guy!
[x] love the opposite sex
[ ] Go to parties/ sleepovers at least once a week
[ ] own 5 tube tops
[x] you kiss because you think its fun
Total: 7
Part Three:
JOCK
[ ] Own at least 5 jerseys
[ ] Have 10 or more trophies
[ ] Wear hair in ponytail like everyday
[ ] Love sports
[ ] Own 5 or more sweatpants
[ ] Don't wear makeup
[ ] Have / had played lacrosse
[] Play more than 2 sports
[ ] Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before
[] You play/ played Basketball on a team
[x] You play/ played baseball- softball on a team
[ ] You play/ played soccer on a team
[]You play/played volleyball on a team
[ ] You run/ran track
[ ] You play/ played football on a team
[ ] Been called a jock
[ ] Have set a record
[ ] Are friends with your coach
[ ] Love watching sports
[] can do 15 push ups without getting tired
Total:1
Part Four:
NERD
[ ] wear your pants at your waist
[x] have/had braces/or getting
[ ] in advanced classes
[ ] On Math team
[ ] Have all A’s
[ ] Like spending time with your parent(s)
[ ] have been called a nerd
[ ] are *annoyed* or bullied
[ ] LOVE to learn
[ ] Like your teachers
[ ] Watch history channel
[ ] never go anywhere on the weekends
[x] Have been called weird
[ ] scared to talk to the opposite sex
[ ] Don't have pics of yourself on myspace
[] read a book a month
[] You read on your last spring break
[ ] Have your own website
[ ] wear pocket protectors
Total: 2
Part Five:
PREP
[ ] you own mostly hollister
[] you like to shop at Forever 21
[ ] charlotte rousse
[x] wet seal/ delia*s
[ ] you do/have cheerleaded
[x ] you like rap/hip hop music
[x] you like to go to parties
[] you enjoy yourself no matter what
[x] you like the colors pink, yellow, green
[] for the most part, youre organized
Total: 4
If you haven’t noticed The parts represent the 5 high school BIG stereotypes
Multiply each number by 3 then repost as “_% emo, _ %slut/whore, _% jock, _%nerd
Multiply each number by 3 then repost as “_% emo, _ %slut/whore, _% jock, _%nerd
Jacob: "What did the blond say when she opened the box of Cheerios?"
Samantha: " I don't know nd I don't care."
Jacob: " Look! Doughnut seeds!"
- Lush<3
Samantha: " I don't know nd I don't care."
Jacob: " Look! Doughnut seeds!"
- Lush<3
" Life goes on
nd i plan to follow it . "
<3.
nd i plan to follow it . "
<3.
" Why
cant life be as easy as throughing leaves in the air?
Why everyday when you wake up you have worry about something?
Why do we have to get diseases and cancer ?
Why cant we know where were gonna go and what day were gonna die ?
Why cant we know everything about ourselves ?
Why cant we see the futrue and whats gonna happen next insted of getting your hopes up and it doesnt happen.
Why do people have to hurt us and make fun of someone for there apperences insted of getting to know that there great people and your making life harder for them."
Why ?
-Carissa Marie<3
cant life be as easy as throughing leaves in the air?
Why everyday when you wake up you have worry about something?
Why do we have to get diseases and cancer ?
Why cant we know where were gonna go and what day were gonna die ?
Why cant we know everything about ourselves ?
Why cant we see the futrue and whats gonna happen next insted of getting your hopes up and it doesnt happen.
Why do people have to hurt us and make fun of someone for there apperences insted of getting to know that there great people and your making life harder for them."
Why ?
-Carissa Marie<3
DO NOT READ ITS CREEPY.
There was this girl and she was with
her friend.
They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.
It had creatures in the background and the
man
looked like a psycho. She started
laughing with
her friend commenting on how ugly he
was.
Right
then, an instant message came up.
IT SAID
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace?
XxLoVemExX: What?
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
say.
At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
to get worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
to care the living sh*t out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
you just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a f*cking psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
scared.
Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
from someone.
They went upstairs and were
having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but
when she turned around he was there.
News the next
morning said that there was one girl dead in
the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes there will be three men, one in your
bathroom,
one in your room, and one killing your parents
at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
to die!
There was this girl and she was with
her friend.
They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.
It had creatures in the background and the
man
looked like a psycho. She started
laughing with
her friend commenting on how ugly he
was.
Right
then, an instant message came up.
IT SAID
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace?
XxLoVemExX: What?
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
say.
At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
to get worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
to care the living sh*t out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
you just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a f*cking psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
scared.
Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
from someone.
They went upstairs and were
having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but
when she turned around he was there.
News the next
morning said that there was one girl dead in
the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes there will be three men, one in your
bathroom,
one in your room, and one killing your parents
at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
to die!
"You got me skipping down the street
And singin love songs all outta key
I didn't smoke nothin, but i feel so high
And i know why
It's a love thang, it's got to be
Your hearts all locked and i got the key
And singin love songs all outta key
I didn't smoke nothin, but i feel so high
And i know why
It's a love thang, it's got to be
Your hearts all locked and i got the key
It feels like i just won the lottery<3"
-Lmfao(:
-Lmfao(:
" Dream as you will live forever,
Live as you will die tomarrow<3"
-Carissa Marie(:
Live as you will die tomarrow<3"
-Carissa Marie(:
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