horsechick818

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Joined: January 23, 2012
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This is my secret witty,
i want to say things and not be judged, because people wont know that it is me.
and just incase you are wondering,
i really dont like horses...... long story
The quote right above  this box,
that is me.
i am still trying to create myself, as well as find myself, who i really am.
All i can say is enjoy your life and the ones in it
:)   <3

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I am who i am
I say what i mean
I do what i want
DONT JUDGE ME
ALL YOU PEOPLE HATING ON MY QUOTES

yeh all my quotes are real..im not that imaginitive.
you say that you hate judging and rude/ jealous people.
well thats exactly what your doing!
not. cool. to. stereotype.

sincerly,
let me live my own life and not be judged.


Only MY nana

would take a stalker picture of a

cute guy at the beach for me.

<3

 


My sister is suspended for 3 days

for throwing a book at a girl (and

giving her a bloody nose) after she

said she hopes One Direction would

blow up.

way to go sis :D
 
PLEASE READ!
My older sister and I wanted to go see an r-rated movie the other day.
But we were babysitting our 2 year old sister.
So my older sister walked into the movie theater,
with our 2 year old sister hiding in her over-sized sweatshirt.
One of the guys selling tickets said "ma'am whats in your shirt?"
My sister smacked him in the face and replied,
"Why the hell are you looking at my boobs!?"
The guy said "No your stomache!"
My sister hit him again and said,
"Why are you staring at my stomache? Do you think i'm fat or something!? Not everyone is a supermodle! i have never been more offended in my life!"
We got our tickets for free and no one else noticed that the baby was in her shirt....

My life is now complete
 
And to think that we all
 
used to say 

how pretty barbie was

and that we wanted to look like that...
            
 

 Fake boobs?
Fake butt?
Fake hair?
Fake skin?
Fake eyelashes?
Fake nails?
Fake personality?

I've always hated barbie....
5 weeks ago
my best friends's crush asked her out.
he was a very popular boy.
he bought her flowers and took her to a super fancy resturant.
at the end of the date, he leaned in to kiss her.
but instead of kissing her, he threw water in her face and screamed "GOT YA!" 
as all his buddies ran out and high fived him.
My friends heart was broken.
a boy in the resturant went up to the four guys and punched them all.
then he went over to my friend and said
"dont let jerks like them get to you, your absolutly perfect and you deserve better"
They've been dating, for real, ever since.
me on Omegle

you are now chatting with a random stranger. say hi!



stranger: hi ;)
you: hello
stranger: are you a female? im a male 
you: imma female
stranger: can i have a pic? ;)
you: of what?
stranger: you know, a dirty pic ;)
you: of course
stranger: ;D
you: *sends a picture*

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I sent him a picture of a baby pig rolling around in mud with a caption that read "it doesnt get much dirttier than this!
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