Status: My current obsession: Piercings
Joined: April 3, 2012
Last Seen: 7 years
Birthday: April 30
user id: 289104
Location: 1D's hotel room :)
Gender: F






Hey. My name is Emily.

You can call me em or emi.

I have a few frinds that are

like sisters, follow them!

Water307, ameliacomer, 


I have an obsession with One Direction.

Harry is my favorite!

I have scoliosis. I might be needing a brace.... 

Feel free to talk to me about anything!

I'm here 4 ya:) Oh yeah, and I ride horses too. :)

Twitter: emilystyles94 
Instagram: emilystyles99




Quotes by horsegirl99

My 9 year old sister and I were talking:

Me: My favorite word is beverage.
Sister: My favorite word is p/ssy!
Dad: I'm responsible for this one.....
Me: WTF?!

I've got a special family....

So there’s this super quiet girl in my history class.
The teacher had the class do an activity without her.
She was voted to be the leader for the activity.
This really irritating guy comes up and starts irritating her and the people helping her.
They told the kid to stop, but he didn’t.
He asked the really quiet girl, “can I help?”
She said, “No, because you’ve already screwed up everything."
He told her, “Emily, you need to shut the f/// up. And you only hate me because Cara hates me.”
So, the super irritating kid started to cry.
Then the super shy quiet girl kicked him in the shins and he walked away and started to cry even more.
Some people high-fived her and told her good job.
Everyone hates that kid.
And guess what?


And if you were wondering if I got in trouble, I didn't. The irritating kid did.
1.) What is your name? Emily
2.) Do you find it annoying when surveys ask for your name? Not really
 3.) What do you plan to buy in the future? My own mansion......
4.) Where did you get the underwear you are currently wearing? Victoria's Secret
 5.) How many pairs of Converse do you own? 3
6.) Who is your favorite “How I Met You Mother” character? don't watch it
7.) There is a mummy standing behind you. What do you do? Scream and run
8.) What do you think of Miley Cyrus? Love her
9.) Do you tend to think that you are always right? Sometimes
10.) Top Ten Favorite Songs At The Moment: Anything One Direction
11.) What was your favorite cereal growing up? Cheerios!!!! :)
12.) Have you thought more about your funeral, or your wedding? Wedding... <3
13.) Dinosaurs or Unicorns? Unicorns!
14.) What is your favorite musical? High School Musical :)
15.) You need new jeans. Where do you go? Abercrombie
16.) Do you play the Sims 2? no
17.) Do you think this is boring? no
18.) What do you think of Maroon 5? I like some of their songs
19.) What about Coldplay? I like some of their songs
20.) Fall Out Boy? not really
21.) Katy Perry? I love her!! :)
22.) How about The All-American Rejects? not really
23.) Have you ever snuck into an R-rated movie when you weren’t old enough to see it without parents? no
24.) The Wii or Xbox 360? xbox 360
25.) Team Demi/Selena or Team Miley? Demi/Selena
26.) Do you know many Matthews? like 3
27.) What do you think of the Jonas Brothers? I like their older music
28.) Have you ever slept in a tent, indoors or out? yup
29.) What is your favorite kind of Girlscout cookie? Samoas!
30.) Do you enjoy surveys? sometimes
31.) What do you hear at the moment? typing
32.) Why do you think so many people love myspace? Isn't myspace dead?!
33.) What do you think of people who do illegal drugs? they should stop
34.) Do you watch the Olympics? yeah!
35.) What are your top five favorite stores? Abercrombie & Fitch, Forever 21, American Eagle, Hollister, Nordstrom
36.) Do you like the new Weezer album? Who?
37.) What did you think of Panic at the Disco taking out the exclamation point in their name? idc
38.) What is the worst job you have ever had? never had a job
39.) Have you ever been to Minnesota? no
 40.) What is the strangest thing you’ve ever seen on TV? so much crazy stuff.....
41.) Do you watch informercials when there is nothing on? no
42.) What is your favorite Disney Channel Show? I like the old Disney shows
43.) Have you ever seen the Wedding Singer? no
44.) Top 10 movie actors: Steve Carell, Ben Stiller, Johnny Depp, Adam Sandler, Will Smith, Taylor Launter, Leonardo DiCaprio, Colin Firth, Robert Pattinson, Zac Efron

45.) Have you ever gone camping? yeah
46.) What do you miss most about elementary school? all of the freetime when i got home
47.) What do you do when you want to fill out a survey, but none of your friends have posted surveys that you have not taken yet? I'm confused.....
48.) What is your favorite kind of DQ Blizzard? Oreo
49.) Has anything funny ever happened to you while in Wendy’s? never been there
50.) what do you think of McDonalds? i only eat their french fries (but rarely)
Me doing homework:

Me: ughhhh..... Homeworrrrkkkkk..... 
Me: *studies for spanish test*
Me: *five minutes later*
Me: I deserve a break. 
Me: Oooohhhh.... WITTY!
Me: OMG the fanfic was updated!
Me: Twitter! Instagram! Suddenly the world is exciting!
Me: *2 hours later*
Me: Maybe I should finish my science project report that's due tomorrow.
Me: *finishes science paper*
Me: 12 pages! that's gonna take a while to print..... in the meantime......WITTY!
Me: *30 minutes later*
Me: It's probably printed by now....
Me: *walks across house to get paper from printer*
Me: I smell food! Ice cream would be nice now
Me: *20 minutes later*
Me: *Walks upstairs eating ice cream and 2nd dinner*
Me: Maybe i should start my english homework....nah
Me: *an hour later*
Me: Ok... I should really start my enlgish homework now
Me: *Finishes english homework*
Me: awww f//ck math!
Me: how about i listen to pandora and do math homework
Me: I love this song!
Me: *turns volume up*
Me: *math homework turns into dance party*
~Next day~
Me: Maybe i shouldn't have spent the entire night on witty, twitter, instagram, and reading fanfics..... cause i didn't finish my math homework
Me: Whatever... that's what the car ride to school is for!

~Every Single Day~


For Lent
my History teacher wanted 
to give up teaching. The
next week he is gone and we have 
a substitute who said that our History
would not be coming back this school year...

f o r m a t   j i m m y 3 6 5 
Big Bang Theory Moment #1

Penny: Hey, Sheldon, did you change your Wi-Fi password again?
Sheldon: Yes, it's "Penny, get your own Wi-Fi" No spaces.

If Big Bang Theory,
How I Met Your Mother & Two & A Half Men combined, the show would be....
How I Banged Your Mother With Two & A Half Men.



Honesty Hour!
Ask me any question. I will answer everything 100% honest!
When you have to make 

                          a     hard     descision  
           FLIP A COIN. 

                       because when that coin is in the air....