horseriderbabe

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Joined: May 7, 2012
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Quotes by horseriderbabe

Me: Mum, can you lend me £20?
Mum: No, money doesn't grow on tree's you know!
Me: Yeah but, what is money made of?
Mum: Paper
Me: And where does paper come from?
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Point proven

Yo Mama Jokes #4
 
Yo Mama's so fat, that when she walks down the beach, all the whales sing "We are family!"

I'm fed up of...
 

People stealing my quotes, copying them on witty and getting hundreds more favs just because they are more populare than me. Yeah...Thanks Witty..
 

Me: I'm gonna have a good day today.
Hair: Lol, no
Clothes: Lol, no
Make-up: Lol, no
Body: Lol, no
Personality: Lol, no
Brain: Lol, no
Me: Damnit

 

New Love 
Ring ring. The alarm woke me from my deep slumber. "Uggghhh" I groaned. Monday again? Who said my weekend could end. I turned around to glance at the clock. 7:00 am alredy? Just 5 more minutes...I woke at 7:45. I screamed and leaped out of bed in a hurry. I grabbed my coat and slippers and rapidly sped out of the house, still in my PJ's. I slammed the door of my silver mercedes a bit too loudly. Oops. Sighing, I started the engine. It spluttered twice and then jumped into life. I sped to school, not obeying any traffic lights or speed limits. I arrived at school 15 minutes late. Grabbing my spare clothes, I sprinted to the changing rooms and got changed into comfy black leggings and a green holister jumper. Poking my head out the door, I peered around to see if anyone was looking. It was my 3rd month at this new school and I sill wasn't very popular. I decidedto attack the sea of pupils racing to get to class. I elbowed people, kicked them, pinched them and shouted at them, untill I got to my locker. I entered the combination and loaded all the books into my schoolbag. I sprinted down the corridor, up the stairsand.......SPLAT. I bumped into someoneand tumbled down the stairs. Ouch.
"Oh my gosh!, I'm so sorry!" This gentle voice said. I looked up to see a tall, hansome guy looking down on me. He lifted my books into my bag and looked into my eyes. He grabbed my waist and softly lifted my head up towards his. I could feel his breath on my lips. His lips were centimetres away from mine...
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Boy: I'm dating 3 girls at once, you jello?
Me: Nah bro, I'm nutella..

 

Today, we set our teacher on fire. How I love chemistry.
Yo Mama Jokes #4
 
Yo Mama's so fat, that when she walks down the beach, all the whales sing "We are family!"
Yo Mama Jokes #3
 
Yo Mama's so heavy, that when she jumped in the pool, she never came back up.