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You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
If you've got troubles,I've got 'em too
There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you
We stick together and can see it through
Cause you've got a friend in me
~You've got a friend in Me~

Ü

made by hploverr
on November 14, 2009 14:30:47

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Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years.

Advice...

WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD:
-SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!

WHEN SHE ACTS SHY:
-SAY I LOVE YOU

WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU:
- CHASE HER

WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS:
- KISS HER

WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES:
- HOLD HER TIGHT

WHEN SHE IS SILENT:
- SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU

WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU:
- SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!

WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY:
- GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO

WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST:
- TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL

WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU:
- TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!

WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING:
-SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS

WHEN SHE'S SCARED:
-HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU

WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER:
- KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY

WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND:
- PLAY WITH HER FINGERS

WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD:
-SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT

Post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will too!!

made by hploverr
on November 08, 2009 19:30:53

quote number 1178812
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Advice... 
 
WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD: 
-SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU! 
 
WHEN SHE ACTS SHY: 
-SAY I LOVE YOU 
 
WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU: 
- CHASE HER 
 
WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS: 
- KISS HER 
 
WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES: 
- HOLD HER TIGHT 
 
WHEN SHE IS SILENT: 
- SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU 
 
WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU: 
- SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION! 
 
WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY: 
- GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO 
 
WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST: 
- TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL 
 
WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU: 
- TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!! 
 
WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING: 
-SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS 
 
WHEN SHE'S SCARED: 
-HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU 
 
WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER: 
- KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY 
 
WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND: 
- PLAY WITH HER FINGERS 
 
WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD: 
-SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT 
 
Post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will too!!</div>
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i may not be pretty
i may not be smart
i will never be witty
and my song will never be on the charts,
but boy, you dont have to break my heart </3

made by hploverr
on November 07, 2009 23:41:41

quote number 1176946
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WIERD LAWS #1
It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset in Connecticut

made by hploverr
on November 06, 2009 22:19:00

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AND YOUR THE REASON

for the little hearts

all over my notebooks

that i dont like drawing
BUT I JUST CANT HELP IT

made by hploverr
on November 06, 2009 22:06:43

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<div style="text-align: center; ">AND YOUR THE REASON </div>
<div style="text-align: center; ">for the little hearts  
 
all over my notebooks 
 
that i dont like drawing 
BUT I JUST CANT HELP IT</div>

   And in this crazy life, and through these crazy times
     It's you, it's you, You make me sing
  You're every line, you're every word, you're everything.
   So, La, La, La, La, La, La, La

( _.·´¯`·×» So, La, La, La, La, La, La, La

made by hploverr
on November 03, 2009 17:08:52

quote number 1168468
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<div>      And in this crazy life, and through these crazy times 
                 It's you, it's you, You make me sing 
  You're every line, you're every word, you're everything. 
                              So, La, La, La, La, La, La, La 
 
( _.·´¯`·×» So, La, La, La, La, La, La, La</div>

there's a difference between loving someone and being in love
you love your friends.
when your in love someone
your stomach ^flips like your on a roller coaster
your heart ~~hurts~~ like you just watched a really sad movie
when your near him, your hands tingle to hold his and you lips tingle to kiss his
when he hugs you, you never want to let go
when your in love, you don't know what to think

made by hploverr
on November 01, 2009 21:43:03

quote number 1165441
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<div style="text-align: center; ">there's a difference between loving someone and being in love 
you love your friends. 
when your in love someone  
your stomach flips like your on a roller coaster 
your heart <strike>hurts</strike> like you just watched a really sad movie 
when your near him, your hands tingle to hold his and you lips tingle to kiss his 
when he hugs you, you never want to let go 
when your in love, you don't know what to think</div>

"If you're a bird, I'm a bird."
~the notebook~

made by hploverr
on November 01, 2009 19:07:35

quote number 1164969
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Today, while in my mother's 2nd grade classroom, I was looking at the bulletin board. It read "Believe in Yourself" and each student had to write one goal they wanted to achieve down. While most kids wrote "i can run faster" or "i can reach my reading goal", one child put down "i can hug a penguin".
MLIA

made by hploverr
on November 01, 2009 10:41:07

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Sometimes, i guess there just aren't enough rocks.

~Forest Gump~

made by hploverr
on October 30, 2009 21:30:56

quote number 1161730
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<div style="text-align: center; ">Sometimes, i guess there just aren't enough rocks.  
 
 
~Forest Gump~</div>

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