Other Girl:
Omg, me and my boyfriend had a fight and we broke up. It went like,
we was all flirty with this waitress, and I told him I didn't
like him, and he got angry and shouted at me and told me it was
over :'[
Me: Ok, so I had a fight with my cat and it ran
away. It went like, it was all angry with my other cat, and I told
him 'no-no, bad kitty' and he hissed at me, scratched me
and leapt out of an open window. Omg
:'[