Hi I'm Melissa. This is basically a collection of my thoughts, feelings, and quite a few songs lyrics that i enjoy. If you ever need advice, my profile is alway here, dont be afraid to send me a comment.
hurtingandhoping's Favorite Quotes
*My
brother's friend got another tattoo*
Me: Now you can't give blood. brother's friend: I know that's why I
got it. brother's friend: I hate
needles.
Teacher: Most people would say chivalry is dead Kid: What is chivalry? Teacher: Like opening a door for a lady, pulling
her chair out for her, walking on the side of the
sidewalk closest to the street Kid: Why would you walk on the side closest to the
street? Teacher: In case a car comes, it hits you instead
of her Kid: Why would you do that?! Are you crazy?! Just
push her in front of the car and save yourself. Every man for
themself! Teacher: And that's why you don't have a
girlfriend Everyone: *Dies of laughter*