Sit down child. I'm going to tell you a story.
Once upon a time, there was a girl names Courtney who escaped her mother's womb 14 years ago. One day, Courtney was bored, so she started derping around on Witty Profiles. A thought occured to her. Hey! she thought. Wouldn't it be cool if I could follow every single person on Witty?!
Indeed, she thought, it would be cool.
So she clicked a little button and created account called iFollowU. And she started following every person she could on Witty.
And she is still here, trying to follow every single Wittier. The end.
Leave me a comment if you want me to follow you! I promise I will. Don't be shy! You're helping me reach my goal :3<-- posted February 11th.