me:I wish it was summer, I would actually
go outside & have a social life, go to bonfires, get my abs
i've been wanting to get, have a summer romance, have my
first kiss.
Mom: I'm going in the store I just need to pick up
some things, stay in the car. -leaves me in the car- Me: I'm so hungry Me: what is she buying Me: Rapist. omg. lock all doors. Me: Where is mom Me: I have to pee Me: WHAT IF THERE IS ROBBERY Me: WHAT IF THEY SHOT MOM Me: 'THAT MEANS SHES DEAD OMG Me: WHAT DO I DO Mom: -comes back into car- Me:
I'd like to thank not only God but Jesus.