iLikeCandy4
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Dude i
wasn't that Drunk...
You thought my mailbox was a tiger attacking you:P
NMF*
Patrick: I'll tell you the story of the Ugly Barnacle. There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everybody died. The End.
don't make
me
laugh,
i'm
trying
to be
mad
AT
YOU.♥
Does anyone<<<
Seeing a
bug;
And
instantly feeling like 23480 are crawling on you.
Click the heart if you know what I'm
saying.
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when someone tells you to
expect
the unexpected
slap them in the face
and
ask if they expected it
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Acheivements of Life
5 years old: not peeing
yourself.
8 years old: pouring a bowl of
cereal.
12 years old: first boy/
girlfriend.
16 years old: getting your
learners' permit.
18 years old: getting your drivers
license.
21 years old: having your first
drink.
26 years old: graduating
college.
30 years old: getting
married.
35 years old: having a family and good
job.
45 years old: not having a mid-life
crisis.
55 years old: getting your dirvers
license back.
65 years old: getting your drivers
license back. (again)
75 years old: pouring a bowl of
cereal.
85 years old: not peeing
yourself.
you know
you're
in trouble
when your mom
is
calling you by your
FULL
NAME.♥
BOB IS SUCH A
COMMON
NAME
but yet i dont know any bobs
