When I'm older I'm going to have
4 children.
My first daughter will be named Stacy. I'll be Stacy's
mom, & I shall have it going on.
My first son will be Luke. Then, my husband can say "Luke, I
am your father!"
My second daughter will be named Narnia, so when I get her
something, I will proclaim "FOR NARNIA!!!!!" & my
last son will be named Sparta. So when I introduce him, I will
annouce "THIS IS SPARTA!"