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Member since Sun Dec 28, 2008 21:29:03 EST

Last login: Sat Nov 7, 2009 8:57:57 EST

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Quote Stats: 102

Recent Quotes by this Author:

i cant help you fix yourself
but at least i can say i tried.
im sorry but i have to move on with
my own life.
quote number 1095063
filed under lyrics
  7

M
y Weakness is
that i care too much. and the scars remind us that the past is real. i tear my heart open just to feel. 
quote number 1095060
filed under lyrics
  11
Bad Pickup Line #7
if i had a nickel for every beautiful women i saw like you
i'd have five cents.
quote number 1027477
filed under funny
  11
Bad Pickup Line #6
something's wrong with my cell phone...
oh! that's right!
your numbers not in it.
quote number 1027466
filed under funny
  10
Bad Pickup Line #5
if i were a squirl and you were a tree
i'd store my nuts in you.
quote number 1027455
filed under funny
  9
Bad Pickup Line #4
There aren't enough O's in the
word "smooth" to describe how
smooth you are.
quote number 1027448
filed under funny
  4
Bad Pickup Line #3
You better know CPR cause baby i think you just took my breathe away.

 
quote number 1027430
filed under funny
  5
Bad Pickup Line #2
They say milk does a body good..
but damn how much did you drink!?
quote number 1027373
filed under funny
  4
Bad Pickup Line #1
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
quote number 1027360
filed under funny
  7
Just Friends?
you say that you love me,
but that we're just friends;
can i feel the same?
well i think it depends:

Can i quit breathing fast
every time you appear?
Will my heart stop pounding
whenever you're near?

i'd like to feel nothing,
and get rid of the thrill.
i'd wish i'd stop loving you,
but i don't think i will.







Credit to anglea_01 on photobucket!


 
quote number 1024732
filed under poems
  8

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