Hello, I'm Mike Meader. Well I am about to tell you a true, sad,
funny, happy, flirty, sassy, sexy, inspirational story about my
break up. My girlfriend Susan Harmon. Well I'm a nerd and I have
been going out with Susan for 5 days and I already want to break up
with her!I love my laptop. I am a nerd and I love Madison Brittany
Bell. She is the love of my life. She is so hot. I need advice on
what 2 do w/ her. please help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO 4 real. I dont
want to tell her to her face and I love madison so much. SHES SOO
FAT, but every time she gets in that bikini and her fat starts to
jiggle like in Norbit, I love her even more. I start to drool. I
love her celulite and eyes. My parents and friends think I am still
with Susan but I'm really with Mrs. Stemper. She's holding me
hostage...she doesnt want me to go out with Madison cause since the
moment i threw a pencil at her A** she fell in love with me. But i
will never, ever be in love with her. I love Madison and I will
forver more! That's my love story about Madison, Susan, and juggly
Mrs. Stemper. THANKS GIRLFRIEND! BYE!