i_will_never_be_perfect

Status: I have to pee... but i'm too lazy to get up..
Joined: October 6, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 333395
Location: Michigan
Gender: F
I am very secretive. Not really. :)

Quotes by i_will_never_be_perfect

The worse thing about being a girl.... periods!
You know.... when you look in the toilet and it looks like you just peed in hawaiian punch. Yeah. Screw periods.
At first I thought I liked the mysterious sophmore then when I realized he didn't give a sh/t I got careless with my heart... I walk home with a friendly junior and I'm pretty sure he is slowly pulling my heart out of my chest and replacing it with his. <3
Does anybody else try so hard to do their best  at what they do? Just to make somebody else happy... but they try so hard that they are choking themselves out? 
I am so sick of my mom telling me I'm a liar...


Boyfriend: What kind of movies do you want me to get?

Me: Depends... Are you gonna watch it with me or not?

Boyfriend: Whats the difference?

Me: Well... If you watch it with me I want a romantic movie, but if you don't I want a depressing one.
What's wrong with me? Why am I so unattractive? Why does he insult me? Why do I even like him? Why did I even try? All these years I thought I was a diamond in the dust. When I was only bacteria in a infested pond. :/
Dear cupid,
    
     You can't just hit one person with your little arrows.

From the girls in love.

I have screwed up 78% of my teenage life...

 

[] Kissed someone before dating
[x] Gotten a phone taken away at school
[x] Gotten caught chewing gum
[] Gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far:2

[] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[x] Missed school just because you felt like it
[]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 5

[x] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school
[x] Text people during class
[x] Passed notes
[x] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 10

[x] Took pictures during school hours
[x] Called someone during school hours
[x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
Total so far: 13

[x] Threw something at the teacher
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission
[ x] Broke the dress code
[ x] Failed a class
[x] Ate food during class
Total so far: 18

[] Been called the worst student
[] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school
[x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far: 20

[x] Faked your parents signature
[x] Slept in class
[x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
[x] Copied homework
[x] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
[x] Thrown food in the lunch room
Total so far: 26

Multiply by 3 for a total.
Post as "I have screwed up _78%_ of my teenage life."

I have the kind of mother who tells me i'm showing my a$$ even though i'm only getting a glass of water.